CatalinR10
Senior Member
he should stop being a manchild , he's 32 or 33 or whatever
Jordi Alba
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Messigician
Senior Member
Just play firpo seticuck ffs
raedkuwait
Senior Member
This fucked up players radiat fear to our other players, he just has pussy auroma around him, and u all said in one leg he is better than firpo hhhh should never ever play for us after anfield and i dont care who playes in his place, finished player.
Messigician
Senior Member
He has one of the most punchable faces that's for sure just stfu and play ratboy
wisconsincule
Senior Member
Down 1 with just a couple minutes to go and he just hoofs the ball out of play and Madrid go down and score immediately.
This guy fucking pisses me off. Firpo isn’t great but Alba sucks too.
He has such an entitled attitude. I will not miss him and his crybaby antics when he is gone.
This guy fucking pisses me off. Firpo isn’t great but Alba sucks too.
He has such an entitled attitude. I will not miss him and his crybaby antics when he is gone.
Blaugrana Bull
HiiiPoWeR
Alba needs to go. His attitude has become unbearable. In previous years his performances were world class most of the time and he was an integral part of this team.
But these days he starts to stir shit up every freaking game and can't find rhythm to put together a couple of good games in a row.
Has really become a rotten apple. Problem is we need a replacement because Firpo looks shaky.
But these days he starts to stir shit up every freaking game and can't find rhythm to put together a couple of good games in a row.
Has really become a rotten apple. Problem is we need a replacement because Firpo looks shaky.
Replacement was clear as day last year, but our board is sh*t as they got hard ones for La Liga players.
They should have bought Grimaldo from Benfica already last year May, guy has now extended till 2023 last November.
Not saying Firpo is any better but...how to play like Alba:
1) When trying to build out from the back make sure you are standing really far away from the cb so they struggle to pass you the ball. If they do manage to get it to you give it straight back to them but with more pace so they struggle to control it.
2) When we have midfield possession again make sure to only pass the ball backwards and with dead weight body language so if you do fuck it up you can't quickly start running back.
3) When attacking make sure you are as close to the touchline as possible so any advantage from the pass is taken away because you're so far from the box.
4) You can ONLY use your left foot
5) If you fail to receive an incredibly difficult to execute pass make sure to let everyone know you're mad by throwing your arms about instead of getting back in position.
6) Finally act like a hardman and get booked even though you are literally the smallest guy on the pitch.
1) When trying to build out from the back make sure you are standing really far away from the cb so they struggle to pass you the ball. If they do manage to get it to you give it straight back to them but with more pace so they struggle to control it.
2) When we have midfield possession again make sure to only pass the ball backwards and with dead weight body language so if you do fuck it up you can't quickly start running back.
3) When attacking make sure you are as close to the touchline as possible so any advantage from the pass is taken away because you're so far from the box.
4) You can ONLY use your left foot
5) If you fail to receive an incredibly difficult to execute pass make sure to let everyone know you're mad by throwing your arms about instead of getting back in position.
6) Finally act like a hardman and get booked even though you are literally the smallest guy on the pitch.
Marshall D Teach
Well-known member
And last but not least: cry when you're 1-0 down at half time.
snowy
Well-known member
Alba looks more like a beaver. In the punchachle rat face department, this ugly Bordalas motherfucker reigns supreme!
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