Karim Benzema

[Temptation]

Which is insane. The softest strong guy in football. It could be his huge strength.

He struggles to judge the trajectory properly. His upper body isn't mobile. Can't maneuvre aerial balls in time.

 

[Horatio]

We're lucky he did not play the clasico with his pressing...

 

[KingLeo10]

If I want to win a game somehow someway, I'm picking this guy over Lewa and Suarez.

I haven't had this kind of confidence in a striker since the days of Eto'o.

 

[KingLeo10]

80 CL goals without penalties. Without being the main man most of the years.

Meanwhile, Lewandowski has 70 CL goals without penalties.

 

[Andresito]

80 CL goals without penalties. Without being the main man most of the years.

Meanwhile, Lewandowski has 70 CL goals without penalties.

What's with all the cocksucking of Benzema dawg?

G per 90:
0.86 Lewa
0.74 Benz

G/A per 90:
1.1 Lewa
0.99 Benz

Benzema has scored around 5-6 goals in each CL season he played. He only exploded this season goal wise.

 

[Temptation]

What's with all the cocksucking of Benzema dawg?

G per 90:
0.86 Lewa
0.74 Benz

G/A per 90:
1.1 Lewa
0.99 Benz

Benzema has scored around 5-6 goals in each CL season he played. He only exploded this season goal wise.

Like a (not so)wise guy keeps blabbering: "The logic of a troll".

But I'd say Benz deserves a lot of credit. Been on fire recently. Amazing how well he has aged.

 

[KingLeo10]

What's with all the cocksucking of Benzema dawg?

G per 90:
0.86 Lewa
0.74 Benz

G/A per 90:
1.1 Lewa
0.99 Benz

Benzema has scored around 5-6 goals in each CL season he played. He only exploded this season goal wise.

Now, remove the penalties and it's virtually the same G per 90.

And probably a marginally better G+A per 90.

Which is commendable considering he wasn't THE focal point of the attack for like 9 of the last 13 years. That's the only point I was making

So, congrats on putting on your Lewa pom poms and completely missing everything I wrote.

 

[Messigician]

Why does Beznema get a free pass for being CR7's slave

While Suarez doesn't?

He have an absurd amount of assist to Messi as well as taking zero penalties and still winning golden boot

 

[KingLeo10]

Why does Beznema get a free pass for being CR7's slave

While Suarez doesn't?

He have an absurd amount of assist to Messi as well as taking zero penalties and still winning golden boot

We're talking about CL here. League wise, Suarez is superior to both Benz and Lewa.

 

[Temptation]

Why does Beznema get a free pass for being CR7's slave

While Suarez doesn't?

He have an absurd amount of assist to Messi as well as taking zero penalties and still winning golden boot

Because Benzema was a meme for years. Suarez was never(except for his activities not related to pure Football).

People love the victory of the underrated underdogs. Benzema has been an underdog in the grand scheme of things. Most people considered him as the guy who high-fived CR7 after he scored in all those CL games.

Now Benzema has been teriffic as the main guy for Real Madrid and deserves the credit he's getting.

Yeah, people are going overboard with the praise but it's expected since they went overboard with his criticism for quite some time.

 

[OGbarca]

miles and miles above and beyond messi--for years now

like Lewa, Benz was robbed of a bdor by the fraud

 

[KingLeo10]

Benz after he saw Wolfe change his name to El Gato

Man's been in unreal form ever since

 

[DonAK]

 

[El Gato]

Benz after he saw Wolfe change his name to El Gato

Man's been in unreal form ever since

You're welcome

 

[OGbarca]

its hilariously true though--ironic coincidence