Kevin-Prince Boateng

[FCBfan22]

Meanwhile in Boateng household:

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[EdmondDantes]

This guy was supposed to give Suarez' legs a bit of rest, wasn't he. Yeah, that's going well.

 

[God Serena]

Knee-jerk much. He'll be fine. The poorer the player, the harder he will try since he's basically winning a lottery ticket. He will provide you with a spark off the bench every time he comes on. Paulinho did his job, so will KPB.

This post by itself should have been proof enough that bringing him in was a massive fuck up

 

[Leong157]

I smell a fishy business deal. He will be shipped nest summer to Chinese team. And we would get a commission. 😂😂😂

 

[MTL_Barca]

Imagine getting paid for vacation in barcelona, training with messi and watching games at the camp nou.

Luckiest guy on earth

 

[Leo_Messi]

This post by itself should have been proof enough that bringing him in was a massive fuck up

Looking back at this thread and the posts that it contains from the lot that praised this signing, it just becomes funnier each single time. Truly something else.

KPB was signed to rest Suárez whenever possible. Believed nobody.

Instead we got this from our "alpha":

Imagine getting paid for vacation in barcelona, training with messi and watching games at the camp nou.

Luckiest guy on earth

 

[EdmondDantes]

Looking back at this thread and the posts that it contains from the lot that praised this signing, it just becomes funnier each single time. Truly something else.

KPB was signed to rest Suárez whenever possible. Believed nobody.

Instead we got this from our "alpha":

Exactly. I come here and genuinely always end up laughing haha


Which begs the question, weren't we desperate for a striker for Barca B?


How do you folks think he would fare playing there?

 

[xXKonan]

What we do know is Valverde wanted a backup #9 after Munir left, but I doubt that he had Boateng in his mind.

The Boateng loan has to be one of the biggest out of left field moments we had in terms of signings. I never expected him to be on any list in general because he's not a real Striker, he's a Midfielder who was pushed up as a #9.

 

[Cule4life]

This post by itself should have been proof enough that bringing him in was a massive fuck up

Anybody who takes Wolfe seriously deserves whatever bad shit happens to them

 

[George_Costanza]

there is a formula when you get a useless player based on Douglas theory (which asserts that an unexpected useless player signing may benefit the team)

We got Douglas = we won the treble
We got Prince = ??

 

[FCBfan22]

Moment of the game so far: him deciding to fuck up a counter by shooting randomly and very poorly from the half way line.

 

[tacticvarium]

One of the dumbest players in Barça history.

 

[God Serena]

He was signed to rotate with Suarez but he can't even put in a decent performance in the fucking Catalan cup against Girona.

Why did we sign this moron?

 

[FCBfan22]

Basically Suarez on his worst day. Squared.

Shouldn't step onto picth again as a FC Barcelona player.

Players in our first team that would be better strikers than him:

-Suarez
-Messi
-Dembele
-Malcom
-Rakitić
-Vidal
-Alena
-Pique

Probably even Todibo and Lenglet, possibly MATS, since he has better control and passing vision.

 

[Raketa10]

What a horrible player! Thank God he'll be gone in couple of months. Absolutely useless player with no brain.