Not impossible, this guys are toxic.
I can help you.
I mean we need 500 milions salary and 200 millions to bribe his family for a 5 year deal. Enough for him Lewandowski and Raphinha to win 20 trophies.
Since the club is debt trapped we can raise donations, but in a smart way.
We need to produce 114 milions turtle figurenes at a 1 dollar production price and to sell them at least with 7.8 dollars to our fans in 2 months.
We should send the plan to Laporta.
Buy a turtle for The Turtle
should be the campaign motto.