Reporter: " What do you think is going wrong with Real Madrid ? "
Satan : " Hehe, they thought they could do it without me eh? Well look at you now. They tried to impress me by giving playing time to a nonce. But that flattery ain't going to work. Renew my fucking contract ".
Big chance Madrid drop more points. Their defence is actually pure garbage now. It was before too but now its laughable. Only good defender there is Rudiger, who's also on meh form this season.
That being said, we need to be careful not to bottle any Liga games now. Cuz this is a huge opportunity.