Lionel "The Greatest of All Time" Messi

[Kul_z]

Im all against it, but id like him to help us get past group stage next year. Then in january he can go.

 

[malvolio]

Im all against it, but id like him to help us get past group stage next year. Then in january he can go.

He would need first to pass the interview with Birdy. Only if Messi accepts Birdy's conditions will he be allowed to shine Ferran's boots.

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

He would need first to pass the interview with Birdy. Only if Messi accepts Birdy's conditions will he be allowed to shine Ferran's boots.

Birdy is the first hurdle, if he passes it he still needs to pass the BBZ-test (height).

 

[Horatio]

After that the Fati_Future_Ballondor test is up. Does his alleged age match the one on his birth certificate?

 

[SmilerBam]

He would need first to pass the interview with Birdy. Only if Messi accepts Birdy's conditions will he be allowed to shine Ferran's boots.

You mean Demebele's, right? Cause Birdy has a man crush on that guy.

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

After that the Fati_Future_Ballondor test is up. Does his alleged age match the one on his birth certificate?

the hardest test

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

You mean Demebele's, right? Cause Birdy has a man crush on that guy.

Hopefully decade of dominance starts next season (finally)

 

[Horatio]

Just hope decade of dominance starts this decade.

 

[Andresito]

Messi: Yes, surely this will be my last World Cup. Are Argentina top favourites? I don’t think so, because there are some teams who are above us, but we will fight against anyone. I am just counting the days for it to start now

Told you PSG is just his warmup club.

 

[Nazario1985]

 

[Nazario1985]

Messi as a coach "can't you dribble 2-3 people, play 1&2 with a teammate and curl the ball in the net?"

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Messi's team name would be 'Fc Walking'

 

[Horatio]

Messi's team name would be 'Fc Walking'

lame joke.

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

lame joke.

Im sorry, since [MENTION=22241]Porque[/MENTION] has been missing in this thread someone needed to take his place

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Guardiola "Haalands needs all his team mates to score the goals, Messi could do it alone"