It really is insane he gets signed by a new close-to-the-top club.
They even have a great chance to reach CL knockouts.
I dont know how he does it.
Though he did once say he "f*cks like a 40 year old". In one of his less weird of moments.
Maybe he constributes with something different.
Or maybe its simply skilled rhetorics. Approaching a club and saying "I might be the best striker in the world, but I still f*ck like a 40 year old. Despite this everybody loves me, and everyone who doesnt does." would have anyone confused.