Luis Suárez

[Morten]

I saw on reddit braindead bots writing about how Ronaldo - Suarez is gonna be a deadly attack, gives me hope they actually take him

I guess they'll get a bunch of goals, but there will be zero effort in pressing.
Juve will essentially have only 9 men defending/pressing, good luck in the CL.

 

[Vilarrubi]

I texted him on Whatsapp today and asked about his DM. He said a weirdo is stalking him, so for his safety and the safety of his family he disabled his DM and spoke to authority regarding this said stalker.

Watch out bro!

Yeah he text me too saying there's some weird guy over the fence of his house shouting "Don't leave me like Ernesto did!" in a T-Shirt with Valverde's face on the front.

 

[FCBfan22]

Yeah he text me too saying there's some weird guy over the fence of his house shouting "Don't leave me like Ernesto did!" in a T-Shirt with Valverde's face on the front.

 

[Vilarrubi]

I guess they'll get a bunch of goals, but there will be zero effort in pressing.
Juve will essentially have only 9 men defending/pressing, good luck in the CL.

I don't even see this happening. They're both goal scorers and will have to share the chances, can't see it going well with their personalities. Also the amount of chances Suarez fucks up and his passing and link up play is diabolical now. Higuain is genuinely better at that part of the game.

 

[FCBfan22]

I don't even see this happening. They're both goal scorers and will have to share the chances, can't see it going well with their personalities. Also the amount of chances Suarez fucks up and his passing and link up play is diabolical now. Higuain is genuinely better at that part of the game.

Shhhhhhh...

In case someone from Juve reads this.

HE IS CLINICAL. TOP 3 STRIKER. GREAT WORKRATE. TEAM PLAYER. MASSIVE IN PRESSING THE CB'S. GREAT ROLE MODEL AND MENTOR TO YOUNG PLAYERS. CREATES CHANCES. SCORES ALMOST EVERYTHING. JUST THE MAN YOU NEED. IT'S A BARGAIN, JUVE.

 

[FinBarcelonafan]

Juve bought even Danilo who was trash in Madrid and City. They bought Ramsey (injury prone), Rabbiot (didnt played for months) and finished Higuain. This team is stupid as hell regarding transfers and is the opposite of Bayern.

You could say worse than Barca. That's real bad.

 

[Ritchie]

Suarez will probably be a better player in Juventus. Wouldn't surprise me if he bangs in the goals and does great for them.

Watch us match up against Juventus in the group stages and Suarez is the one to knock us out.

He'll do well in Serie A because Juve are so much better than most of the teams in it and the league is slow. He might be more motivated as well after Barca forced him out. He's coasting through the last 2 or 3 seasons and been a waste of a shirt away in Europe.

 

[Ritchie]

I don't even see this happening. They're both goal scorers and will have to share the chances, can't see it going well with their personalities. Also the amount of chances Suarez fucks up and his passing and link up play is diabolical now. Higuain is genuinely better at that part of the game.

Watching Suarez and Ronaldo will be hilarious. All they're really effective at now is scoring goals but they both miss stacks of chances, can't do the basics and their default mode in a match is to be pissed off. Ronaldo only keeps his name relevant as Juve get a penalty every game.

Suarez diving in the box might mean more Penaldo's at least.

 

[malvolio]

Watching Suarez and Ronaldo will be hilarious. All they're really effective at now is scoring goals but they both miss stacks of chances, can't do the basics and their default mode in a match is to be pissed off. Ronaldo only keeps his name relevant as Juve get a penalty every game.

Suarez diving in the box might mean more Penaldo's at least.

I think they'll get along just fine, if the transfer goes through. They both are cunts on the field and will do anything to win. Suarez is the type of striker that combines well with others so don't think there will be issues out of selfishness.

 

[messi2140]

Yeah he text me too saying there's some weird guy over the fence of his house shouting "Don't leave me like Ernesto did!" in a T-Shirt with Valverde's face on the front.

 

[George_Costanza]

Yeah he text me too saying there's some weird guy over the fence of his house shouting "Don't leave me like Ernesto did!" in a T-Shirt with Valverde's face on the front.

 

[Raketa10]

He is better than Higuain so I suppose technically it is an upgrade for them

That's 100% true.

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Suarez will probably be a better player in Juventus. Wouldn't surprise me if he bangs in the goals and does great for them.

Watch us match up against Juventus in the group stages and Suarez is the one to knock us out.

Suarez will flop there. He is useless if he doesnt get great passes but Juve has already their main goalscorer.

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

He will ends like Higuain. Juve will think he is a great transfer and will score atleast 25 goals for them but at the end of the season he will have 10-12 goals and they will sell him to china.

 

[Morten]

I don't even see this happening. They're both goal scorers and will have to share the chances, can't see it going well with their personalities. Also the amount of chances Suarez fucks up and his passing and link up play is diabolical now. Higuain is genuinely better at that part of the game.

Despite to what people believe, Ronaldo can cope just fine with another goalscorer in the team(though he doesnt share penalties).
Benzemas best goalscoring seasons were with Ronaldo in the team, despite people claiming he reached a new level when Ronaldo left, which he didnt.

I reckon both will get some goals, but i believe it would be a partnership with glaring flaws, will go no where in the CL.