Luis Suárez

[messi2140]

Professionalism through the roof dawg.

 

[snowy]

Well it's not like he was 125lbs Bruce Lee and he suddenly ballooned up into Mr. Plump out of nowhere

They were making Suarez fat jokes back in 2014 and ney was making the burger pranks just at the time when board gave Pistolman his 5 year upgrade badge

 

[malvolio]

I repeat: was he declared overweight by the club doctors? was he fined for this while being here?

has any manager complained of his lack of effort in training?

 

[snowy]

With Luis, forecast is rainy with a chance of meatballs and the occasional golazzo.

Veering from the gloom n doom, I can actually imagine him scoring more goals per 90 than last season thanks to the added input of FPTP.
Doubt Khoemainy, the ayatolla of RocknRolla plays him more than the 60 though

 

[raedkuwait]

we play a zelion times better without
this fat donkey

 

[Messigician]

🗣 ? Koeman: "We spoke with Suarez this morning. We are waiting for him to make his decision on whether he stays or not."

 

[Andresito]

Time to go bro. Ansu needs that number.

 

[Latschenkiefer]

If he stays and therefore the board gets in urgent financial trouble so that Barto eventually has to go to court or even jail.

Would accept him staying or even be glad he stays?

 

[cro-man]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Video: Messi and Su?rez arriving for training today. They have big smiles on their faces. <a href="https://t.co/ciVTQrrZug">https://t.co/ciVTQrrZug</a></p>— barcacentre (@barcacentre) <a href="https://twitter.com/barcacentre/status/1306525747377393665?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 17, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

This piece of shit is staying.

 

[xxxxxx]

I guess we'll have to get used to him being our starting striker again this year.

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

&#55357;&#56803; ? Koeman: "We spoke with Suarez this morning. We are waiting for him to make his decision on whether he stays or not."

'his decision' ? So Suarez can decide if he wants to stay or go ?

 

[Messigician]

He stays

 

[FinBarcelonafan]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Video: Messi and Su?rez arriving for training today. They have big smiles on their faces. <a href="https://t.co/ciVTQrrZug">https://t.co/ciVTQrrZug</a></p>— barcacentre (@barcacentre) <a href="https://twitter.com/barcacentre/status/1306525747377393665?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 17, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

This piece of shit is staying.

Amigo story confirmed. Messi happy with his Suarez. He will probably celebrate goals now too.

 

[xxxxxx]

'his decision' ? So Suarez can decide if he wants to stay or go ?

Pretty much. So much for Koeman being firm. We know damn well he's going to start Suarez if he stays.

All this talk about revolution and Koeman being ruthless is nothing but political talk.

 

[xxxxxx]

Can't wait for Messi to ignore his open teammates on the field and just pass it to Suarez all the time.

Messi and Suarez being together is never a good thing. They get lazy and moody when things start going wrong.