Luuk De Jong

[MTL_Barca]

Incredible that we somehow managed to find a striker even worse than Kevin Prince Boateng. Very excited who we'll sign next for this role.

 

[malvolio]

Incredible that we somehow managed to find a striker even worse than Kevin Prince Boateng. Very excited who we'll sign next for this role.

KPB had massive drip, be respectful.

 

[ronniecro]

i'd seriously sign 35yo mandžukić instead of him jeez

 

[Messigician]

Probs worst player in our history.

 

[hardyboy]

Worst signing of the decade. Douglas with all the corruption involved was a better player..

 

[Devils]

He genuinely could be the worst player in the world.

Stunning.

 

[snowy]

devs u wack! Dude ain't no Dud, he a Stud OMG

Elite Brass Ballz!


behind the scenes footage of his latest Horseshooo Productions release

U in Luuke



22:22 datz my Q, c u in da chat club

 

[Messi983]

Fun fact (or not so much )

Luuk de Jong is the only member of the current Bar?a squad who has ever scored against C?diz before. He did so wearing the Sevilla shirt in September 2020 #C?dizBar?a [fcb

Let's hope Cadiz man will score tonight!

 

[Total-Football]

The Cadiz slayer

 

[Bobo32]

He looks decently toned for a long guy playing football. He has insane potential!
Those tits are smaller than those of a masectomized 5yo boy though, put him under a strict BP program for half a year and he will challenge for the pichichi for sure!

 

[Andresito]

Trash, absolute trash

 

[Devils]

Might not just be the worst player in the world, he might be the worst player of all time!

 

[JohnN]

Decade of trash incoming..

 

[JedBanker]

Can anyone imagine sevillas reaction when laporta asked if they would be willing to loan him? Can't believe koeman requested him, really says everything about him as a manager.

 

[ajnotkeith]

It is no wonder he is playing badly. As well as not being up to the level for Barca he is being asked to do something he has absolutely no idea how to do.

A 4-3-3 '9' is ideally a technical player with good movement that can get in behind and who can involve themselves in buildup. Luuk De Jong is a big slow longball forward who wants to sit deep.