Maicon

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You're not even a real journalism
There were rumors of him getting caught banging his teammate Elias

where he jizzed in David Luiz's shampoo bottle.

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messi2140

6racies Xavi
He reportedly broke curfew during the team's off day yesterday. He was suppose to come back at 12am to the hotel but came back at 7am.

There were rumors of him getting caught banging his teammate Elias and another one of a prank where he jizzed in David Luiz's shampoo bottle.
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Flavia

Guest
What a mess. Poor Elias will sue a lot of people, but the distress he's under is just a shame. And this could had been avoided... Gilmar showing how unprepared he is, again. Why not tell the reason for maicon's cut? It was the curfew, in the end. He should be back at 20h, just showed up 7h in the morning. If they were trying to "protect him", that backfired hard. Really stupid.
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beautifulgame

Guest
What a mess from Brasil FA. Common theme for a decade almost
 

putogusiluz8

The Pale One
Reports now coming in about Dani Alves somehow being Involved in Maicon's freak-show, allegedly a banana was involved.
 

Richard.H

Senior Member
He reportedly broke curfew during the team's off day yesterday. He was suppose to come back at 12am to the hotel but came back at 7am.

There were rumors of him getting caught banging his teammate Elias and another one of a prank where he jizzed in David Luiz's shampoo bottle.

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Flavia

Guest
That's it, for breaking curfew? How ridiculous, why couldn't they just say that in the first place?
Who knows? Not telling why was really dumb of them. Now, Maicon said he'll give a press conference to explain what happened.
 

Cule4life

The Culest
There was a rumour that Elias pissed on the floor in the nightclub and got Maicon and Oscar thrown out. To take revenge Maicon put pepper and condensed milk in his anus and told him in the morning that he got ***** by four men in the nightclub's bathroom. Elias panicked about STD's and told Dunga and when the truth came out Maicon got thrown out.

Who comes up with thi stuff? :lol: :rofl1:
 

putogusiluz8

The Pale One
In any event, the details may vary, but when you have words like "piss, cum, anus, STD's, ****, jizzed, banged, etc." At least we can assume some crazy ass shit happened.
 

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