Mavericky Puig

[Iniesta Ultra]

Not as strange as Xavi holding our club hostage.

Most clubs are MFATAP mass formation appeal to authority psychosis who couldn't understand GOAT player Xavi would be a GOAT gimpmaster coach.

 

[Iniesta Ultra]

I think Puig has been advised by many parties to make the step. Otherwise don’t think he would have gone. I think he has been told he falls short for European top by data scientists. Multiple coaches didn’t want to play him and did we ever get serious offers for him from clubs?

Most people can't understand that black magic practitioners sacrifice their first born son to Moloch. This is just the footballing version of it.

Xavi gained more than fair share of black magic power for the sacrifice as well.

 

[Horatio]

GOAT language learning trajectory

cheers @Iniesta Ultra @Bobo32

 

[BerkeleyBernie]

GOAT language learning trajectory

That's pretty impressive, seeing as he seemed to know virtually no English when he arrived.

I always thought his move to LA could be very smart for his post-playing career, but that was predicated on him becoming fluent in English. Looks like he's well on the way.

Also nice to see his decorum here, as he can be somewhat of a whiny brat on the pitch.

 

[Andresito]

He'll most likely become some MLS cult hero when he hangs up his boots. Don't think he has any ambitions of going to an average team in Europe where he'd be just another player in a giant pool of players. In MLS he can shine in a different way. Good lifestyle too which suits him.

I don't blame him.

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

I will never forget his match against Atletico, guy was unplayabale

 

[Iniesta Ultra]

3:34 through ball
4:37 almost identical as above
4:49 dribble plus near assist

 

[Iniesta Ultra]

3:47 - decent shot attempt
4:08 - pissed at Pec for not crossing him for tap in
4:56 - golazo threaded through three defenders
6:05 - Pec shanks his assist

he did a good number of forward krill passes to beat defenders which aren't in the highlights

 

[Messigician]

3:47 - decent shot attempt
4:08 - pissed at Pec for not crossing him for tap in
4:56 - golazo threaded through three defenders
6:05 - Aude shanks his assist

he did a good number of forward krill passes to beat defenders which aren't in the highlights

Bring him home

 

[Porque]

Puig goes Super Saiyan. There's no stopping him now.

 

[Iniesta Ultra]

Puig goes Super Saiyan. There's no stopping him now.

If he ever comes back to Barca he better have dropped this gay celebration beforehand.

 

[Iniesta Ultra]

1:10 - near assist
4:03 - pre-a for pen
6:31 - dribbles from half line for smart toe pass goal

 

[Barcaman]

I pre-came.

 

[Iniesta Ultra]

I pre-came.

reddit says:

https://www.reddit.com/r/MLS/comments/1d3y8u7

Puig seems to have a technique where he dribbles with a predictable rhythm, then passes/shoots on the half or even quarter beat. Since he seems to be able to do it at any point, it must be very hard to predict.

 

[Iniesta Ultra]

more reddit:

He doesn’t play defense whatsoever, but other than that he’s fantastic. Probably the second best creative playmaker in the league, behind you-know-who.
Rumors are that he’ll be headed back to Europe after this season — I suspect the Galaxy want that, because they want to show that younger talent can come here for a few years without ruining their career. I’ll miss him, if he does leave.