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Don Juan Laporta Estruch

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feggydinho said:
it's actually 15 in 8. That post was made before he scored the second goal (looks like an alternate reality when you remember his past issues with finishing🤣)
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It's not an alternate reality, it's an alternate farm. Today, they changed the name of the farm, but it was still a French farm.

Missed numerous sitters today, but because he was in a FARM he still managed to eat good. In alternate reality La Liga, where TITTIES clubs don't lay food out for him on a red carpet, all that would have been left on his plate would have been the numerous sitters.

That was his stable diet in a semi decent league.
 
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feggydinho

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Don Juan Laporta Estruch said:
It's not an alternate reality, it's an alternate farm. Today, they changed the name of the farm, but it was still a French farm.

Missed numerous sitters today, but because he was in a FARM he still managed to eat good. In alternate reality La Liga, where TITTIES clubs don't lay food out for him on a red carpet, all that would have been left on his plate would have been the numerous sitters.

That was his stable diet in a semi decent league.
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The thing is many elite players still miss big chances if we're honest (just focussing on UCL), Dembouz has 6 missed big chances and 6 goals, Salah has 5 missed chances and 3 goals, Mbappe has 7 big chances missed and 4 goals, Haaland has 9 big chances missed and 8 goals.

I try to check with other players to understand these things now, and you'll see that it's normal. Raphinha's efficiency in the UCL is abnormal though, with just 2 missed big chances and 8 goals, it gets normal in La Liga though with 14 missed big chances and 13 goals. However, 8 goals and 2 missed big chances are crazy in UCL

I think expectations for him are gradually changing now, probably a good thing, I was shocked when he missed one chance in their last UCL game (where Joao Neves flicked the ball to him), and previously I would've been expecting him to miss that 🤣
 
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Temptation

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Don Juan Laporta Estruch said:
It's not an alternate reality, it's an alternate farm. Today, they changed the name of the farm, but it was still a French farm.

Missed numerous sitters today, but because he was in a FARM he still managed to eat good. In alternate reality La Liga, where TITTIES clubs don't lay food out for him on a red carpet, all that would have been left on his plate would have been the numerous sitters.

That was his stable diet in a semi decent league.
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Yeah. The same league where Messi scored 6 league goals in a season despite having much lesser off the ball duties than Dembele and far better attacking partners.
 
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Porque

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It will all mean nothing if/when Liverpool knock em out, though an unbeaten league season is nothing to grumble about to be fair.

Shame he didn't get injury free and the chance to play Flickball here. I can see how Xaviball made him want to leave though.

Raphi-Dembs-Lamine could have been diamonds.
 
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vegitot

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Still remind you this is the worst world cup final performance by any player in history. Yes, no one record lower rating than this in entire history of world cup.
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