Ousmane Dembele

Don Juan Laporta Estruch

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it's actually 15 in 8. That post was made before he scored the second goal (looks like an alternate reality when you remember his past issues with finishing🤣)

It's not an alternate reality, it's an alternate farm. Today, they changed the name of the farm, but it was still a French farm.

Missed numerous sitters today, but because he was in a FARM he still managed to eat good. In alternate reality La Liga, where TITTIES clubs don't lay food out for him on a red carpet, all that would have been left on his plate would have been the numerous sitters.

That was his stable diet in a semi decent league.
 

feggydinho

Senior Member
It's not an alternate reality, it's an alternate farm. Today, they changed the name of the farm, but it was still a French farm.

Missed numerous sitters today, but because he was in a FARM he still managed to eat good. In alternate reality La Liga, where TITTIES clubs don't lay food out for him on a red carpet, all that would have been left on his plate would have been the numerous sitters.

That was his stable diet in a semi decent league.
The thing is many elite players still miss big chances if we're honest (just focussing on UCL), Dembouz has 6 missed big chances and 6 goals, Salah has 5 missed chances and 3 goals, Mbappe has 7 big chances missed and 4 goals, Haaland has 9 big chances missed and 8 goals.

I try to check with other players to understand these things now, and you'll see that it's normal. Raphinha's efficiency in the UCL is abnormal though, with just 2 missed big chances and 8 goals, it gets normal in La Liga though with 14 missed big chances and 13 goals. However, 8 goals and 2 missed big chances are crazy in UCL

I think expectations for him are gradually changing now, probably a good thing, I was shocked when he missed one chance in their last UCL game (where Joao Neves flicked the ball to him), and previously I would've been expecting him to miss that 🤣
 
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