Pep Guardiola

[Iniesta Ultra]

please tell me that's a fake joke

 

[El Gato]

Always knew there was something very wrong with him

 

[FinBarcelonafan]

San marino coach dafuq @Temptation

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That's what losing does to you.

 

[Messigician]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1861542502735438157

Weirdo

 

[Rory]

Fucking hell, there's losing it, then there's scratching your head and nose until it bleeds and saying you want to harm yourself losing it.

Imagine him managing anyone other than the best/wealthiest team in the league? Would have no nose left.

 

[Barcaman]

He always seemed to have some personality disorder.

 

[Horatio]

Don’t think he willingly wants to do harm to himself.

To me looks like he just repeatedly scratches himself until with time causes haemorrhage. Think it’s a tic/compulsion that becomes stronger under stress.

 

[El Gato]

Fucking hell, there's losing it, then there's scratching your head and nose until it bleeds and saying you want to harm yourself losing it.

Imagine him managing anyone other than the best/wealthiest team in the league? Would have no nose left.

He'll 100% be throwing himself off Etihad if he ever happens to go on a long streak and/or lose a locker room the way Jose did in 15/16 with Chelsea

Goes to show just how far away he is from a healthy functioning human lol
Absolutely not built to react to adversity

Like a kid that needs a safety net around their room where they can build statues out of unlimited legos in uninterrupted peace

 

[Porque]

He could have just said he tried to pick up a cat.

 

[MontenegrinCuler]

You want to go
They beg you to stay
You stay
They kick you out

Only Pepito and Xavi can do this

 

[Maradona37]

I think there's probably been a scrap with one of his players. I highly doubt he done that to himself. Either way, joking about self-harm (and I have never self harmed) is not a cool thing to do.

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

I think there's probably been a scrap with one of his players. I highly doubt he done that to himself. Either way, joking about self-harm (and I have never self harmed) is not a cool thing to do.

You think there was fight with a player? 😳

Wouldnt surprise me if its Walker

 

[Maradona37]

You think there was fight with a player? 😳

Wouldnt surprise me if its Walker

Pep seems unstable, but I don't think he'd actually do all that to himself. Maybe he fought with Haaland or something? Might be something different entirely but you never know.

 

[Horatio]

Could be he grazed his head turning it against a wall or something on way to dressing room.

 

[Messigician]

You don’t get scratches like that from fights lol

At worst you have marks around your neck if someone’s fingernails dug into your throat