Pep Guardiola

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Pep seems unstable, but I don't think he'd actually do all that to himself. Maybe he fought with Haaland or something? Might be something different entirely but you never know.

You mean the 2m animal? 🦒

This would be crazy dude🤣🤣🤣

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Could be he grazed his head turning it against a wall or something on way to dressing room.

Yes probably that but dont know why Pep just doesnt say the truth instead of letting media to create stupid rumors 🤣

 

[Horatio]

Yes probably that but dont know why Pep just doesnt say the truth instead of letting media to create stupid rumors 🤣

He’s often sarcastic. He did same thing with when he cameras were on him and said “yes, the attention always needs to be on me. I will suffer if it’s not” or something.

Think he also was sarcastic about taking Haaland off before scoring hattrick. Not sure.

 

[Maradona37]

You don’t get scratches like that from fights lol

At worst you have marks around your neck if someone’s fingernails dug into your throat

True, but fights can be a weird thing too lol.

I don't think he's so neurotic to scratch himself that badly either. Maybe he got them on his head from a bad razor when shaving, it can happen. Very doubtful though with the look of them and placement.

 

[Messigician]

True, but fights can be a weird thing too lol.

I don't think he's so neurotic to scratch himself that badly either. Maybe he got them on his head from a bad razor when shaving, it can happen. Very doubtful though with the look of them and placement.

If you have a bald head and thin skin isn’t that hard to do from stress tbh

Pep seems to play it off so isn’t anything serious I don’t think

 

[ajnotkeith]

He was grooming his bald head as Messigician says.

Sometimes those tiny root hairs are hard to get out.

 

[Barcaman]

Barca detective agency leaves a lot to be desired.

 

[Temptation]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1861744496846729456

 

[Iniesta Ultra]

saw his post-match interview, he went full bore on his nose gripping

 

[jamrock]

A DM is critical to Spanish style football, without one those kind of Managers struggle.

He'll probably try to get zubi in the winter.

 

[soul24rage]

Miss you mister

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1862590133159006314

 

[RedxMAK]

You want to go
They beg you to stay
You stay
They kick you out

Only Pepito and Xavi can do this

I’m Pretty Sure It Happened To Xavi, Cause From What I Saw In The Chats, Barcelona Begged Pep To Stay But He Wanted To Leave Eitherway

 

[MonteCuler]

I’m Pretty Sure It Happened To Xavi, Cause From What I Saw In The Chats, Barcelona Begged Pep To Stay But He Wanted To Leave Eitherway

Yea but I'm talking about City

I don't expect him to stay there for much longer honestly

 

[RedxMAK]

Yea but I'm talking about City

I don't expect him to stay there for much longer honestly

Yk It Feels Really Disappointing That He, Being One Of The Main Symbols Of Barcelonismo, Stayed 8 Years In Man City Compared To 4 Years In Barcelona. Yeah I Understand There’s Pressure But It’s Disappointing Since Cruyff Stayed 8 Years, Pep Could Have Stayed Until 2016. It Really Is A Shame

 

[Rassvet]

BBZ w