Peter Crouch

[zanela]

Taxi for all those who thought he was serious.

 

[silky_soccer]

I actually don't know if you're joking or if you're being serious, lol, because even though he's tall he's average at best when it comes to heading.

He's joking...

 

[Lemmi]

i love crouchy

 

[Quash]

Crouchy is awesome. The only genuine likeable one in the shower of cunts that is the England team, really witty guy in interviews. He's scored some absolute crackers as well which are hilarious cause you don't expect giraffes to be able to dribble well or play silky football

 

[Lemmi]

What would you be if you weren't a footballer?
"Probably a virgin" - Peter Crouch

Hero

 

[Valon]

Crouch is easily my favorite English player.

 

[silky_soccer]

Only player other than Ibra who can do acrabatics standing at 9 Foot 9 hahaha

 

[ranjix]

Is there a photo of Crouch and Messi standing together?

 

[Valon]

Yeah

Imagine it like that

 

[Lemmi]

theres crouch and SWP

with his head bowed..

 

[Barcaman]

Meh, you have to be a member of that CIA project website. (K you switched it now..)

Here's something better. Crouch wetting his pants.

 

[Lemmi]

 

[ranjix]

He looks like a Giraffe.

 

[ranjix]

Yeah

Imagine it like that

Messi would go through his legs

 

[Valon]

This goal from him is one of my favorite of all times:

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