Luftstalag14
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All clubs have their fair share of injuries every season. No indication Bayern physios are better than ours or vice versa.
Philippe Coutinho
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Sterlingfan2000
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Coutinho Agent:
He has a desire to come back to the Premier League at some point," Kia Joorabchian told Sky Sports. "It may not happen this year, it may happen next year - we don't know.
We're still waiting until the season finishes before we start talking about anything in terms of transfers. I've always said he loved to play in the Premier League, he enjoyed his time at Liverpool very much. Let's hope he returns soon.
He has a desire to come back to the Premier League at some point," Kia Joorabchian told Sky Sports. "It may not happen this year, it may happen next year - we don't know.
We're still waiting until the season finishes before we start talking about anything in terms of transfers. I've always said he loved to play in the Premier League, he enjoyed his time at Liverpool very much. Let's hope he returns soon.
Messigician
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Good news for us
Time will reveal to you the genius of my brain
Neeraj
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Lol, except that everyone who goes to Bayern goes into beast mode...and we have physios that are probably telling Puig he's fine the way he is.
CatalinR10
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Probably one of those physios talking while Puig sits in his lap , pats his back and keeps on saying ,, it's on the inside what counts "
SMH dawgs.
Luftstalag14
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There is no doubt Bayern's training regimen is more intense than ours, you can tell that from their games, how mobile they are and how they are able to sustain an entire game without showing signs of fatigue.
I was referring to physios and team doctors when it comes to preventing injuries. Bayern, like any team, had their own injury problems.
Too many people here idolize everything Bayern. If people actually follow them more, they will realize everything there is not not as rosy as they think.
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Gnidrologist
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The same Bayern that's known for injury prone players like Lucas Hernandez, Sane, Coman, Gnabry, Thiago, Sule, Boateng, and Alaba is now all of a sudden a master of having their players avoid injury and be fit 100%?
Holy shit the amount of absolute fucking retarded ass licking Bayern has been getting on this forum for the past few months has been nothing short of ridiculous. All because Coutinho gained muscle mass there even though he was fucking shit and a bench player the entire season. Fucking Christ shut the fuck up with that annoying shit.
Before he left, he was broken the pressure was immense. Fans hating him, do you actually it's not the reason why he performed badly ? He had a good start with Valverde before it went downhill. Now the difference in Bayern he was a bench warmer, then return to Camp Nou without fans and low expectations. No pressure to perform worth the tag price, instead just go on the field and play
Meanwhile Davies got injured
This forum can be weird at times. Was Robben some peak male masculine specimen? He was on the "slim" side of players. Was Ribery bulked up as well? Also slim. How about Thiago who just left? Similar physique to pre-Bayern Coutinho, definitely not bulked up. How about their star midfielder Kimmich? Far cry from being bulked. Pavard, fucking Muller...lmao
Like I said, this forum is weird. They'll pick a needle from a haystack (Coutinho gaining muscle mass), form a narrative around it and will stick with it until their death. So many fucking "skinny" (not even skinny in my opinion, Coutinho's previous physique was fine lol) players in their squad and injuries, yet they'll ignore that in their BaYeRn SupErIoR pHySioS FiTnEss even though they get 10 long hamstring injuries a season.
Coutinho was a bench player in Bayern and was largely underwhelming. He was injured multiple times back in Liverpool. He missed 10 games in Bayern due to injury.
No he's not "better" because he gained a few kgs in Bayern, it's because we literally have no good fucking players in our midfield so average players look good.
No he's not getting injured because of us, he has gotten at least one injury almost every single year in his senior career.
Can we be done with the goddam stupid magical Bayern and actually world class in Bayern Coutinho memes and now he's back to being ruined because Barcelona ruins players memes now? it's fucking annoying.
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Also fuck off with the played out position excuses, literally played everywhere on Liverpool's left side without any fucking worries. Runs from midfields. Dropping deep and playing in long passes. Creating plays starting from LM. Running down the left wing. Controlling possession in centre midfield. Even devastating defenses from the right.
He's just a confidence player that has lost his spark and will never get it back. Fuck off with he needs to play AM even though he's been an attacking midfielder for literally every game. The fuck does he need to persistently stand on the edge of the box regardless of the team's shape and where the ball is being played on the field? Lmao jesus, so many excuses for such an underperforming player. Take the L. He's shit.
And yes, it's also not Messi's fault.
He's shit.
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Marie-Antoinette
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🤭"Yeah, he is so hype! Wait, he'd injured. What a team!" awesome pitch.
Bravo to all the humorists because in these difficult times, the task for which they are responsible to make us laugh is more like emergency medicine than entertainment.
Bravo. From my heart. Viva humor and see you next year!
Bravo to all the humorists because in these difficult times, the task for which they are responsible to make us laugh is more like emergency medicine than entertainment.
Bravo. From my heart. Viva humor and see you next year!
Fati_Future_BallonDor
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malvolio
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Spot on! I'll requote you on every page of this forum, maybe some idiots in here will open their eyes
Kids on social media have this fetish with muscle mass even though it never works for top football players. Core strength and stamina are better attributes to have anyway.
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