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Jair ain't even here anymore, PSG exit evokes no emotions
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JerseyAddict
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I can't express how much I laughed when I watched the highlights (didn't watch the game). BUY IT NOW AND THAT SHIT !!! Fuckin L on the forhead 
CatalinR10
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he'll be back somewhere between August - December to convince us again that his club is a serious CL contender , like always.
jamrock
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Yeah most stunning part of this is how many holes are in PSG's squad & they have unlimited funds, ridiculous when you think about it.
Puts into prospective the constant whining about Barcelona's squad, no team is perfect, but PSG for all the money they have should have a more balanced team, their CBs depth is a joke for example.
Puts into prospective the constant whining about Barcelona's squad, no team is perfect, but PSG for all the money they have should have a more balanced team, their CBs depth is a joke for example.
CatalinR10
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I must say seeing their ,,project" develop in the last years has been a sensational ride , utterly stunning.
2016 - 2018
First Verratti wanted to do anything to get out of there and come at Barca , Psg owners were absolutelly pissed , they don't seem to grasp the ideea that someone from your club, which was a piss poor one for Europe level, wants to join us and forced him to make that pathetic appology video how he believed in their project and it was all rumours.
They beat us 4-0 at their home. PSG fans and club throwing shade at Barca.
Return leg comes .We give them the beating of a lifetime with the 6-1. The biggest comeback in the CL history. Nasser is absolutelly pissed that we made them look like a joke , an absolute fool.
He counters with the snake Neymar deal , the most expensive deal in history , flexing over everyone with the 220 mil signing , making people stop taking their ,,project" as a joke for the time being. Tauting us all the time. PSG fans making a mockery of our club.
Not only that , they thrown 180 mil on Mbappe making it 400 mil on 2 players only. Everything was looking promising. Jair Ventura going wild about the Neymar - Cavani - Mbappe forward line. Everything is looking promising. They're cruising in the french league and cups , everything is pointing to a long run up in CL.
They get destroyed 5-2 overall vs Real Madrid in the round of 16. Jair Ventura nowhere to be seen for months.
Season 18/19 is here.
Psg want to reinforce their midfield , splash 80 mil on Paredes + Kehrer.
Things are looking good again , their ,,project" looks stronger and stronger. They cruise the league , didn't give a fuck about the french cups since they won them all last season. Everything is focused on the CL.
Round of 16 comes , they beat Manchester United on their home turf with 2-0. Things are looking great now. Jair Ventura comes out of his cave hyping PSG.
Return leg comes. In the morning , underage United player ( can't remember his name ) asks his school if it's ok for him to travel for the PSG game since they needed him on the field.
Lukaku scores 2 goals , In the 90th minute Psg give away a pathetic penalty. Rashford is about to take the penalty , Jair Ventura already logged off.
He blasts the ball in , sending Psg out of the CL again in the round of 16. Jair Ventura nowhere to be seen. Neymar is shocked.
Psg slowly becoming a meme in Europe.
Season 2019/20 is here.
Psg don't want to get scored on with cheap goals so they turn to Keylor Navas , a titan goalkeeper for RM in the last years. They also reinforce their squad with Diallo , Gueye , Sarabia making them spend a total of 90 mil.
Mbappe looking like a monster scoring everywhere , team is looking really solid , they cruise french league and will all cups available in France.
In the CL knockouts they get easy draws and get past Dortmund , Atalanta and Leipzig.
Mbappe with Neymar in full form.
Neymar can finally prove that he's not in the shadow of Messi anymore with a CL win.
Mbappe can prove he's the best in the world with a CL win.
Jair Ventura , who is again present , can prove PSG are not a joke and their ,,project" was reall all this time.
All it stands in the way of glory are Bayern Munich.
Psg crumble mentally and miss incredible chances by Neymar , Di Maria , Mbappe , Marquinhos.
Bayern scores and wins the CL. So close yet so far.
Jair Ventura gone again.
Season 2020/21 comes.
Psg let Cavani go and splash 50 mil on Icardi. They get rid for whatever reason of Tuchel , the guy who got them to a CL final previous season.
They start to have tensions in the team with Icardi having off the field drama with his wife , Neymar wanting the spotlight over Mbappe.
Tie vs Barca comes. Psg beats Barca with 5-2 overall. Nasser saying their ,,project" is much bigger than Barcelona and that they're a much better team. Their fans make fun of us. Jair Ventura makes his comeback to take a dig at us.
They finally beat Bayern and move to the semis.
They get shit on by City losing the tie with 4-1.
They also lose the french league to Lille .
Coach who they just fired before the season, goes on to win the CL.
People are laughing at them. Jair Ventura in an empty room looking at the wall for hours not blinking.
Season 2021/22 comes.
They spend almost 90 mil on Hakimi + Danilo Pereira + Nuno Mendes. They have an absolute insane transfer period getting free transfers like Messi , Ramos , Wijnaldum , Donnarumma. One of the best transfer windows of all time.
They got Leo Messi , the missing puzzle , Euro winning keeper , a deffender with incredible leader mentality.
This year has to be their year.
They make a big fuss of signing the GOAT. Fans yelling and chanting ,,puta barca , puta barca " when Nasser presented him to the crowd. He says getting Messi was incredibly easy and that he really wanted to be a part of their ,,project".
Jair Ventura comes back to take digs at us about stealing Messi , hyping PSG again that now they're unbeatable.
Really good signs beating City after losing 4-1 to them last season.
This year is clearly theirs . They have a superteam. They absolute dominate RM and win at home.
Away game comes , they have 2-0 in hand. They throw away the game after King Benz destroys them in 10 minutes and go out in the 16th round.
A week and a half later Barcelona humiliate Real Madrid at their home.
Jair Ventura somewhere far away trying to find the meaning of life.
It's been a long ride dawgs , trully incredible. Waiting patiently for next season.
Season 2022/2023
They spend around 150 mil for players like Vitinha, Nuno Mendes , Fabian Ruiz , Soler , Renato Sanchez , Mukiele. They get rid for whatever reason of Di Maria , Paredes and Icardi.
They appoint Gaultier , who took a shit on PSG winning the title with Lens and also a French supercup.
Messi looks much much better , starts to score and assist like crazy , Mbappe aswell , they look like having a better connection compared to last season.
Jair Ventura makes his usual return.
They look good in the CL and seem to take the first spot in the group , only thing that can go wrong is Benfica scoring 6 goals away to Maccabi , game at half time is 1-1 , surely that cannot happen. Second half starts , Benfica scores 5 goals , last goal in 92nd minute , making it 1-6 , finishing first in the groups. Jair Ventura is left stunned.
CL Draw comes , PSG to face Bayern. Jair Ventura is left disbelieved.
Club football takes a break and makes way for the world cup where Messi is immortalized as the Goat and in amazing form and spirit. Jair Ventura starts to believe.
You have the undisputed Goat in the team who was the World Cup MVP and Mbappe , the runner up who was goalscorer of the tourney , surely they'll win the tie vs a Bayern who looks poor in the league.
Bayern takes a shit on PSG after a poor perfomance by the team , betrayed again by mistakes of players including Veratti, who was held at gunpoint to make the apology video few years ago , who lost the ball 2 times making Bayern score from both ocasions.
PSG is out just like Jair Ventura is from this forum.
Waiting to see how ,, Le PSG project " unfolds next season.
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More than you believe.
I mean, why should Jair really care about this UCL defeat, he said not long ago that a clubs size is judged by instagram followers or something.
Now, thats not exactly a winning argument either, considering nobody really cares about PSG in that department either, but i guess they are at least growing on that front.
soul24rage
Senior Member
"Leandro Paredes could be again on the bench for tomorrow game vs Sampdoria — he’s expected to leave Juventus at the end of season to return to PSG, buy option clause not mandatory"
https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1634934472893411334
lol too little too late. PSG should have recalled him back in Jan.
https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1634934472893411334
lol too little too late. PSG should have recalled him back in Jan.
Gets funnier because he is on the bench for... Rabiot.
Another ex PSG midfield that they deemed not good enough, but is better than their current options bar Verratti.
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