Ronald Koeman

[KingLeo10]

Koeman: Listen up amigos, only those with more CL trophies than me get to stay:

Suarez, Rakitic and Alba booted right off the bat

Busquets, on the floor, thinking he's safe

Kaiser Frenkie looking on:

GG Chicken legs.

 

[JamDav1982]

From what started out as a squad overhaul is going to end up being Suarez goes and Vidal/Rakitic and Umtiti who were going to go anyway.

Squad will too often still be filled with old players that legs have gone and look old/leggy in comparison to top teams.

Not much is changing. Will still have shit fullbacks, slow Pique, slow Busi at times and Messing walking about fucking the structure of team.

 

[Gnidrologist]

everything is shit

 

[Messi983]

Standard:

No Griezmann:

Messi rested, with Fati on:

No Coutinho, Dembele injured:

There are some options up front. But this setup is not very good for Puig, and Pedri.

I like the No Coutinho, Dembele injured lineup. #TeamTrincao.

 

[Messigician]

Looks like his crazy dictator reputation is deserved

 

[Xaviniesta]

On a serious note him supposedly keeping Messi , Griezmann and Coutinho doesn't make sense. One of them has to go ( so either Griez or Coutinho)

------------ Messi ----------
Coutinho-Griezmann-Trincao
-------Fdj---------Pjanic------

this is one way it might work

 

[serghei]

Koemander, a.k.a Ronald "The Cleaner" Koeman.

 

[FCBfan22]

------------ Messi ----------
Coutinho-Griezmann-Trincao
-------Fdj---------Pjanic------

this is one way it might work

A lot of pressure on FDJ and whoever is the LB.

 

[Givenchy]

------------ Messi ----------
Coutinho-Griezmann-Trincao
-------Fdj---------Pjanic------

this is one way it might work

way too slow

we still have no pace in the squad bar Dembele.

Koeman needs to demand wingers with pace from Barto

 

[serghei]

Thread name sounds legit.

 

[soul24rage]

Scenes before Koeman play all the veterans in every single game

 

[snowy]

The Fixer, The Cleaner, Koemander Raiden of the 7th Ark ... All tight

Or you could just call him The Wolfe hehe

I'm Winston Wolfe, I solve problems

What an intro!

JULES
You sendin’ The Wolf?

MARSELLUS
Feel better?

JULES
Shit Negro, that’s all you had to say.

 

[messi2140]

Yo dawg need some royalties on that thread name.

------------ Messi ----------
Coutinho-Griezmann-Trincao
-------Fdj---------Pjanic------

this is one way it might work

No pace though.

 

[serghei]

The Fixer, The Cleaner, Koemander Raiden of the 7th Ark ... All tight

Or you could just call him The Wolfe hehe

I'm Winston Wolfe, I solve problems

What an intro!

JULES
You sendin’ The Wolf?

MARSELLUS
Feel better?

JULES
Shit Negro, that’s all you had to say.

No, because there can only be one Wolfe on this forum.

But fuck it if doesn't fit well.

 

[KingLeo10]

Looks like the on call nurse finally sedated Messigician.