Nasri: "Iceberg ahead! Iceberg ahead!"
Wenger: "What are you le talking about?"
Nasri: "There's an iceberg ahead! Turn the ship around!"
Wenger: "Son, you forget who is le master of le ship, Her Majesty's Arsenal!"
Nasri: "Look! There's a dinghy in the water! It belongs to us Cap'n Winger!"
Wenger: "Arrrr! Who is in it matey?"
Nasri: "It's Firstmate Fabregas cap'n Wanger! He's sailing to join that big gunboat over there!"
Wenger: "Sacre bleu! It's le Barcelona!"
Nasri: "Iceberg! Cap'n Wanker!"
Wenger: "I cant le believe that he muttinied and went to join the boat with le biggest cannons in le entire ocean! Traitor! We was friends!"
Nasri: "I'm taking this boat cap'n Whiskers!"
Wenger: "What are you doing!?"
Nasri: "I'm joining that merchant ship over there cap'n!"
Wenger: "Sacre bleu! Le Floating Shitty of Man!"
Nasri: "Save yourself cap'n!"
Wenger: "No! We Frenz peuple believe in le cigerette and le word no!"
*Robin Van Persie the Parrot lands on Wenger's shoulder*
Van Persia: "Squawk! Filthy blabbering bastards! Billions of blistering barnacles"
Wenger: "I always liked you the best coz you say funny shit!"
And so sank the boat that was Arsenal.