Busquets can teach De Jong on training grounds and he can give him a mobile phone call and give him some advice.
About how a poor guy Raki is guilty for Busi being a total shit for the last couple of years, how come that Busi is a total shit for Spain also, whenever they face a counter, and yet Spain plays without Rakitic to stink up the place?
Sherlock, maybe EV and Rakitic aren't guilty for absolutely everything in our team and maybe some players suck without an influence of Raki and EV.
In this action, Busquets wanted to jump and head the ball miles away from our box, but he remembered wise words from EV who told him: "Busi, please do me a favor, play like a crap. For me, please."
Also, since Raki was 2 meters near Busi, then Busi automatically turned into shit since Raki is radiating his crappy footballing skills and turning our, otherwise awesome players, into crap players.
So, yes, EV and Raki need to go asap. When that we'll happen, Busi will fly over the pitch just like in 2009, nobody can deny that: