Quash
Ricky Martin clone
I've never played Football, never understood the concept of 20 people, excluding the goal keepers for most of the game, chasing a plastic sack filled with air around a plot of grass like headless chickens for 90 minutes, sometimes longer! Wow...just wow.
I prefer the faster tempo of Chess to be honest. If I could pick a piece on the board, it would be the Queen...obviously.
In all seriousness though, I'm a right winger/attacking midfielder.