Which coach would you want if a new board comes in 2016?

[Alik]

The poll asks who you'd want, regardless of it being realistic or not. I'd want Pep.

 

[Madara Uchiha]

If we're ignoring who is realistic and who isn't, Pep for sure. What I wouldn't give to have him back

Definitely don't want yet another rookie coach.

 

[dakt]

No doubt. Pep. No matter how his trip with Bayern ends up and it cannot end bad.

 

[Behrox]

voted Mou Mou just for lulz

 

[Heisenberg is cooking]

What is this? 2016? Enrique Will - or must - Get sacked the summer of 2015. We are playing horrible football and enrique is the cause. The board must go, enrique, and a lot of old and overpayed players. Alves earns more than neymar. We need new blood, new talents established and a new leade - neymar most likely. In 3-4 years we can hopefully rule europe again!

 

[Autumn]

We win the league, lose CL, randomly sack Enrique, hire Klopp next summer, he does as horrible in league as he currently is doing, we sack Klopp in January, Xavi named interim player-manager, we win CL, Xavi offered full managerial role, Xavi becomes manager and retires as a player, we win CL again, Xavi manages us for 24 more years and becomes the most successful manager in history.

I thought that for sure would be an option.

 

[KingMessi]

 

[Sumlit]

We win the league, lose CL, randomly sack Enrique, hire Klopp next summer, he does as horrible in league as he currently is doing, we sack Klopp in January, Xavi named interim player-manager, we win CL, Xavi offered full managerial role, Xavi becomes manager and retires as a player, we win CL again, Xavi manages us for 24 more years and becomes the most successful manager in history.

I thought that for sure would be an option.

Pshh, I was looking for the,

Travel to Germany and break into Pep's house unseen. Go into his bathroom and secure a piece of DNA belonging to him. On the way out get spotted by Pep's German shepherd and be force to eliminate him with extreme prejudice to save your cover. Bury him in the backyard. Travel back to Barcelona and use the DNA to clone Pep. Artificially accelerate the clone's growth until he turns 43 years old. Because the clone did not deal with Pep's stress while managing, the clone has a full head of hair. Shave his head. Hire and assassin to kill the real Pep. Can't have two Peps running around. Shoot his body into space to cover the crime. The clone Pep assumes the real Pep's identity and tells Bayern to suck it. New board hires clone Pep to manage Barcelona. Profit.

option.

 

[KingMessi]

Pshh, I was looking for the,

Travel to Germany and break into Pep's house unseen. Go into his bathroom and secure a piece of DNA belonging to him. On the way out get spotted by Pep's German shepherd and be force to eliminate him with extreme prejudice to save your cover. Bury him in the backyard. Travel back to Barcelona and use the DNA to clone Pep. Artificially accelerate the clone's growth until he turns 43 years old. Because the clone did not deal with Pep's stress while managing, the clone has a full head of hair. Shave his head. Hire and assassin to kill the real Pep. Can't have two Peps running around. Shoot his body into space to cover the crime. The clone Pep assumes the real Pep's identity and tells Bayern to suck it. New board hires clone Pep to manage Barcelona. Profit.

option.

Only one thing. The clone would have none of Pep's playing, training, managerial experiences. So he would be a total halfwit on the sideline.

 

[Sumlit]

Only one thing. The clone would have none of Pep's playing, training, managerial experiences. So he would be a total halfwit on the sideline.

Clone has Pep's memories and experiences. We made it the right way. This is not some backwater cloning facility we running here. This is high class, state of the art cloning. Bankrolled by Neymar's father of course.

 

[KingMessi]

Clone has Pep's memories and experiences. We made it the right way. This is not some backwater cloning facility we running here. This is high class, state of the art cloning. Bankrolled by Neymar's father of course.

Who in turn is bankrolled by Bartomeu via the club itself.

 

[Sumlit]

Who in turn is bankrolled by Bartomeu via the club itself.

I'll allow it

 

[Semi-Neutral]

Nah, I think we're going to fork over our next century's transfer budget to persuade Ferguson and Heynckes to return from retirement and form the managerial dream team.

 

[Sumlit]

Nah, I think we're going to fork over our next century's transfer budget to persuade Ferguson and Heynckes to return from retirement and form the managerial dream team.

Fuse Ferguson and Heynckes into one inside a cocoon and the metamorphosis will yield Sir Alupp Heynrguson, which will look something like

?????


I can see this too, sure.

 

[Icarium]

Jose Mourinho 9 votes

Be careful what you wish for.