Chainsaw
Killahead
Bedntner. He is cheap, available, not too old or too young and has the right attitude to sit on the bench all year and doesn't give a shit. He is well known and popular among the fans all over the world. Will sell dozens of shirts. He is tall, charming, and against park buses he can use his beautiful blond head properly, giving us another advantage we haven't had for a long time.