Liverpool won 4:0 because of a a shameful ballboy enabled joke of a fourth goal
4th goal was like the screwy climax of a who-would've-thought/believe-it-or-not cock-a-dot plot
An after-school corner trick being the final straw breaking Joe Camp Nou's back
So it was fitting in a surreal, cruel way, like the final piece of a twisted puzzle or like an In ur Face wham bam thank you mam ex-glam point!
Anyway you cut it, we got played straight up.
sure, going in extra-time would've been like the championship rounds but team walked straight into that last blow with gloves down and willy wonkas hangin.
Can't fault Liv for that and call foul play. They waz in war! guerilla style with a lesser qual squad and 3 goals down.
Yellow submarines sank into PTSD quicksand mind-set like Boba Fett in the Sarlacc pitt
Yes it was a joke but a legit 1 and 4th goal was the punch-line
Got caught off-guard by a soccer punch _ legal though since ref had blown the whistle
same way as Cortez had called Time In
Bar Leo and Vidal Sassoon, whole team was snoozin with the bomb's fuse runnin ♫♪♩
Ballon D'Or-iggy Pop switch into kickin'it Impossible mode and in that 1 sec, CL went Bye Bye, Lights Out