Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Morten

Senior Member
@kingmessi

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Looks like that, mostly with or without the jump depending on the day.

Its ok when Zlatan does it, when Ronaldo does it the world implodes.
 
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KingMessi

SiempreBlaugrana
Except Ibra looks like a boss when he celebrates and Ronaldo looks like a huge douche. He reminds me of a spoiled little girl.

I didn't say otherwise. I think the fact that Ibra doesn't scream as he does it, makes it better for him.
 

Alen

New member
I didn't say otherwise. I think the fact that Ibra doesn't scream as he does it, makes it better for him.

I know it's weird but i see it this way: Ibra thinks he's better than you and will kick your ass if you disagree whereas CR7 thinks he's better than you the way a high school cheerleading team captain would. If you disagree, he would mock your outfit and spread rumours about you.
 

KingMessi

SiempreBlaugrana
I know it's weird but i see it this way: Ibra thinks he's better than you and will kick your ass if you disagree whereas CR7 thinks he's better than you the way a high school cheerleading team captain would. If you disagree, he would mock your outfit and spread rumours about you.

So basically: Ibra has the charisma and bravado to pull this celebration off because, well, he's a badass. But it doesn't suit CR because, due to the diving and tantrums he's prone to, he's not as much of a badass.
 

DonAK

President of FC Barcelona
I know it's weird but i see it this way: Ibra thinks he's better than you and will kick your ass if you disagree whereas CR7 thinks he's better than you the way a high school cheerleading team captain would. If you disagree, he would mock your outfit and spread rumours about you.

What a description :lol: :lol:

:worthy:
 

Aryagorn

Improvin' Perfection!!
I know it's weird but i see it this way: Ibra thinks he's better than you and will kick your ass if you disagree whereas CR7 thinks he's better than you the way a high school cheerleading team captain would. If you disagree, he would mock your outfit and spread rumours about you.

:worthy:
 

Trillske

New member
Its ok when Zlatan does it, when Ronaldo does it the world implodes.
That is because C. Ronaldo might have the worst charisma in the world, he is completely horrible. He looks cocky when he is quite and not really in focus, but in interviews I always end up feeling sorry for him instead. Looks like a nice guy that is just chronically awkward by nature. Same thing happens in highlight moments such as celebrations.

Remember that "si"-thing everyone has made fun of? That is not random, not at all, he does that sort of WTF all the time but on a less viral level. Its just a typical C. Ronaldo - he is socially awkward as Fu**.

Zlatan is completely opposite to that. He might slip up with things that are stupid, mean, or whatever. But everything he does is done with some power behind it, it never becomes awkward. Love him or hate him or whatever, it is still not awkward. It doesn't even become awkward when he gets stuck in interviews and the whole thing just goes passive-hostile, because you always sense the power behind the actions.

Now, looking at this in a light most people don't think about: without his footballing career CR had without a single doubt been completely bullied throughout his life. Because that is what happens to people that are this socially awkward, its never about looks or anything like that (you dont bully a guy because he is fat; he might however be socially awkward because he is self cautious about his weight). Something to think about for anyone feeling he is cocky, doesn't deserve the fame, or whatever you think him (a lot of people hate him one way or the other).

What I mean is, look at this poor guy that is completely bullied in life... Except he is not, because he is great at playing football and famous for it.

[YOUTUBE]O0_AECrhLxc[/YOUTUBE]
 
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valk

New member
That is because C. Ronaldo might have the worst charisma in the world, he is completely horrible. He looks cocky when he is quite and not really in focus, but in interviews I always end up feeling sorry for him instead. Looks like a nice guy that is just chronically awkward by nature. Same thing happens in highlight moments such as celebrations.

Remember that "si"-thing everyone has made fun of? That is not random, not at all, he does that sort of WTF all the time but on a less viral level. Its just a typical C. Ronaldo - he is socially awkward as Fu**.

Zlatan is completely opposite to that. He might slip up with things that are stupid, mean, or whatever. But everything he does is done with some power behind it, it never becomes awkward. Love him or hate him or whatever, it is still not awkward. It doesn't even become awkward when he gets stuck in interviews and the whole thing just goes passive-hostile, because you always sense the power behind the actions.

Now, looking at this in a light most people don't think about: without his footballing career CR had without a single doubt been completely bullied throughout his life. Because that is what happens to people that are this socially awkward, its never about looks or anything like that (you dont bully a guy because he is fat; he might however be socially awkward because he is self cautious about his weight). Something to think about for anyone feeling he is cocky, doesn't deserve the fame, or whatever you think him (a lot of people hate him one way or the other).

What I mean is, look at this poor guy that is completely bullied in life... Except he is not, because he is great at playing football and famous for it.

[YOUTUBE]O0_AECrhLxc[/YOUTUBE]

He was socially outcast as a kid iirc.
 

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