Zlatan Ibrahimovic

[Barcaman]

Why did you plan to tell that only now, after all these days!?

It explains why he arranged himself a field in the backyard of his home with the goals completely made of gold though

I didn't want to add to his hype

 

[Lutece FC]

Who wants to live in the sad Manchester ? After Barcelona, Milano, Paris, ... Noway, his wife wouldn't accept.

 

[DonAK]

His wife is from Sweden.

I'm sure she's used to that kind of a climate.

 

[El Flaco]

Who wants to live in the sad Manchester ? After Barcelona, Milano, Paris, ... Noway, his wife wouldn't accept.

Well, Zlatan has always the last word if he wants to join a new club and live in a new town according by the Swede himself during a pre press conference for our national team IIRC.

 

[TornAndFrayed]

His wife is from Sweden.

I'm sure she's used to that kind of a climate.

Zlatan stated a while ago that his wife had a very important input and that she loved milan' etc. Of course a 1 year spell in manchester is still possible, and i hope it happens.

 

[Nucky]

Who wants to live in the sad Manchester ? After Barcelona, Milano, Paris, ... Noway, his wife wouldn't accept.

True that.. I also doubt Ibrahimovic will go to United.. London is probably more realistic solution, the question is where.. Chelsea or Arsenal?

 

[Flavia]

Zlatan to United, to help mou vs Pep. Wouldn't that be funny?

 

[El Flaco]

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[Lutece FC]

He will sign at ManU according The Telegraph.

 

[BenRobbins]

He will sign at ManU according The Telegraph.

Im not sure if the Telegraph is all to reliable, they tend to speculate quite a bit just like most awful tabloids in england. It does look quite likely to happen however.

 

[gasgas]

Some facts of Zlatan Ibrahimovic: 1 - when he was 10ys, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house. 2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents. 3 - one day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything. 4 - when Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared. 5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest. 6- the father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior. 7 - one day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police. 8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born. 9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong. 10 - when Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan. 11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive. 12 - it is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan. 13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan. 14 - one day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday. 15 - one day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.
😂😂😂

 

[El Flaco]

Zlatan's comment on Hernan Crespo in Carlo Ancelotti's new book 'Quiet Leadership': "Yes, he's a striker, but he cannot make the difference. There are only three players who make the difference: Ibrahimovic, Messi and Ronaldo."

 

[6 Ballons for Messi]

zlatan isn't worth Crespo's left nut.
What an imbecile.

 

[Chainsaw]

Zlatan to United, to help mou vs Pep. Wouldn't that be funny?

Yeah I feel that he's off to United. Don't forget that "he would die for Mourinho" (according to himself), as he did that once when he left Mourinho's Inter to join Barcelona.

 

[El Flaco]

Zlatan just said Volvo (car manufacturer) was a small company before they met him...