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Nowhere near Neymar before he left is the key observation here. The Neymar we have been seeing at PSG and the 2018 WC is a disaster. We got lucky, even if we did spend the money like a drunken sailor fresh off the docks.

If we are to bring in Griezmann and De Ligt whilst keeping Coutinho, this could be the ideal starting lineup: -------------- Ter Stegen ---------------- -- Semedo - De Ligt -- Lenglet - Alba -- --------- Frenkie De Jong - Arthur ------ ----------------- Coutinho --------------- ------...

We should get 60 mil euros for this guy at best; accept anyting above 50 mil euros and run with the money. Add another 20 and upgrade this Toyota Avensis to a Range Rover in Atleticos Rodri.

This would automatically be Pep's greatest achievement regarding Barca. Sixtuple-and-all included.

And once again the luxurious Retirement Resort that is our current club loses out, due to the complacent cozy situation created by a lack of leadership on an institutional level. Ernie the fraud's seat is secured even before the Copa final. Every player that has been allowed a free pass...

Suarez is to set in his ways in Barcelona, spoiled to the point that one wonders if he'll ever leave voluntarily; his best pal, Leo, is his neighbor. He enjoys the trust of the coach who has the backing of the board for another season. Suarez is definitely staying and will probably play the...

Dembélé as LW, Griezmann as our striker, Messi as our RW. Malcom as our supersub; after a disastrous season for him under a shit coach, we should be seeing him getting more chances - Hopefully he can be our next 'Pedro', getting lots of minutes as an important squad player, who inevitably would...

You're having a laugh, mate. Yes, he will look infinitely better going forward against hordes of potato farmers in the french league, giving you plenty of reason to re-post this tremendously insightful forecast. He's plain shit, brah. His mentality is shit. He is not a Luka Modric (who...

Tagliafico is no better than Alba or the likes of Alex Sandro and Grimaldo even. He was shite at the World Cup for Argentina and is often overly worked up, getting yellow cards every 3-4 games. He is decent going forward and average defensively, but has a clear and defined role in an intelligent...

When Valverde, Rakitic and Suarez sees each other at the training ground...

Dembouz is untouchable. Comparing his output with that of Coutinho is laughable, even with the miss against Liverpool. Smoke low-level-THC weed, brah.

De Ligt is a separate issue, we would be getting him regardless of the offensive investments. Jovic is a pure 9, whereas Griezmann is a second striker who likes to roam freely; his pace was never outstanding (better than Coutinho, sure, but no where near the pace of a Mbappé, Dembélé or Nicolas...

We should be getting Jovic + Ndombelé for the prize of this cunt.

Same here, still gutted. What a fucking shambolic display of defeatist attitude from our team, from coach to player. Finally the rug just burst wide open with all the shit this board and Valverde has been piling underneath it.

If we are to get a great coach (!) I could actually see us using Coutinho in the CAM role; this would however require a constellation of players who are both defensively strong and able to contribute both ways. Rodrigo-FDJ-Coutinho could be lethal under a competent coach such as Ten Hag or...

We sure do. ;)

So they will go through on 10-6 aggregate? Nice.

This is the real gem of Atletico Madrid. Not the Fortnite-playing, blackface-enthusiastic narcissist.

Just no.

The genius octopus that was Busquets died two years ago. Instead, we have Sergio in midfield. Playing today like he was playing with his dads buddies at the beach, the cunt.