10 - Lionel Messi - v1

[La LL]

Apparently she couldn't handle Xavi being so obsessed with Barcelona and football in general

But Iniesta has a daughter!

Xavi will marry a football. I am positive.

 

[Yugi]

2., 7. and 10. were sex
I gotta feeling Messi will score 14

 

[barcetia]

Messi was taking a girl to her appartment and they lying in her bed. She then says "make yourself comfortable, I'll be right back".
She walks in the room after two minutes and sees two guys lying besides Messi, she screames "What the hell is this?!"
Messi replies "I'm sorry, but I simply can't perform without Xavi and Iniesta".

Very not funny.

 

[Barcaman]

2., 7. and 10. were sex
I gotta feeling Messi will score 14

Thanx.
A nice reminder of our last CL campaign.

 

[Myrmecophile]

I think the only goal I've celebrated more than his second against Madrid was Iniesta vs. Chelsea

 

[ryuken]

I cried when Ini scored that night. What a glorious moment

 

[funsize1984]

That was the most amazing goal I had ever seen. I can't describe the emotions that were going through me at the time. What a wonderful feeling

 

[Myrmecophile]

Messi smokes?

https://p.twimg.com/AWbfFRCCQAAbRqZ.jpg

 

[diegomessi]

foto shop

 

[BarcaGirl]

I don't think that's a cigarette ...that would be a big one lol ...looks more like some kind of candy.

 

[LaMessiah]

I don't think that's a cigarette ...that would be a big one lol ...looks more like some kind of candy.

homie's rockin the ganja... all hail the pot head messiah!

 

[Myrmecophile]

I don't think that's a cigarette ...that would be a big one lol ...looks more like some kind of candy.

Messi is quite small tbf.

Maybe he's smoking a sizeable joint.

 

[akaranzo]

Messi smokes?

https://p.twimg.com/AWbfFRCCQAAbRqZ.jpg

dear god, that better be photoshopped, if that's real, then I have lost all respect for him

 

[yusuf]

dear god, that better be photoshopped, if that's real, then I have lost all respect for him

ok...............lol

 

[akaranzo]

ok...............lol

lol? smoking is bad and it should be made illegal.