10 - Lionel Messi - v1

[mitkoa7x]

The ring was on Leo's left hand, that means engagement in my country, marrage is on the right hand.

 

[FCBarca]

The ring was on Leo's left hand, that means engagement in my country, marrage is on the right hand.

Opposite in many other countries

 

[mitkoa7x]

Opposite in many other countries

What about Argentina and Spain?

 

[tariqo]

no 1 in the history of the game between barca & real madrid make real's fans so afriad like messi ^_^

 

[Myrmecophile]

That's a great picture.

 

[catalan force]

no 1 in the history of the game between barca & real madrid make real's fans so afriad like messi ^_^

look at the guy standing third right to him....hands on his head..mouth wide open..epic..

 

[La LL]

Sweet lord of the heavens may god have mercy upon thy soul.

If that can't motivate a man to outperform himself in a season nothing can.

If he gets kids with her then I call dibs on any future daughter of his.

 

[xaviniesta]

look at the guy standing third right to him....hands on his head..mouth wide open..epic..

the guy above him is wearing a barca scarf

 

[Ocurrente]

I found this a bit amusing.

Messi entered a girl's bedroom with whom he wanted to score. She told him to get comfortable and went to the ladies room to freshen up. When she returned, she found him lying on the bed with 2 other naked guys. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" the girl shouted. Messi nervously replied "I'm sorry dear, but I can't perform without Xavi and Iniesta!

HahaHAHaha good one

 

[Ocurrente]

no 1 in the history of the game between barca & real madrid make real's fans so afriad like messi ^_^

Capello is there too.

 

[alex 10]

Lionel Messi was going to have sex with a chick, he takes her home. In the room the chick says:
- I just have to go to the bathroom, be right back.
When she comes back is two naked men beside Messi and she screams:
- What the hell is this?
Messi answers nervously:
- I'm sorry, but I can not perform without Xavi and Iniesta.

 

[alex 10]

good joke

 

[estranged]

^^ Been repeated like 4 times within the past few pages of this thread, personally I don't find it that funny.

 

[Ocurrente]

Lionel Messi was going to have sex with a chick, he takes her home. In the room the chick says:
- I just have to go to the bathroom, be right back.
When she comes back is two naked men beside Messi and she screams:
- What the hell is this?
Messi answers nervously:
- I'm sorry, but I can not perform without Xavi and Iniesta.

again?

 

[Ode to Django]

I thought it was pretty funny to be fair, but not the 4th time...