I sense he could run riot on Wednesday.
He doesn't fake to round goalkeepers, goalkeepers round themselves out of fear.
He wasn't even trying, He only had 4 shots on goal, And scored in all of them.
The Chuck Norris of football.
44 goals already. If beast mode is as crazy as usual; he'll definitely break his record of 73 from last season.
I see him being La Liga's all time top scorer by the end of 2013. After that he'll spend the next 10 years making that record even more unreachable.