So it turned out our little alien was partly human after, What a surprise.
It's both frustrating and sad to see your best player under perform, But what's difficult with messi, Is that he's so scary and freakish in his consistency, That it's hard to be too harsh on him without feeling guilt or look like a spoiled brat in the rare occasions he under performs.
I can't exactly remember who said this, Probably his father:
"No one is more critical of messi, Than messi himself", And this image shows it.
Someone is getting thrashed very soon.