14 - Javier Mascherano

[Metaphysical]

no anus? no problem.

 

[La Furia]

no anus? no problem.

Seriously though, playing through an anal tear might be the most badass thing ever done in sports, pun arguably intended.

 

[Flavia]

Enjoying his vacations with Tel... I mean, his wife

 

[Galning]

Enjoying his vacations with Tel... I mean, his wife

Tello's boobs would be too big

 

[Chainsaw]

Enjoying his vacations with Tel... I mean, his wife

Not classy girl. I tello his wife about it!

 

[FC B]

Not classy girl. I tello his wife about it!

Ooh classy enough imo.

 

[Egert]

If Barcelona don't sign Marquinhos or Vermaelen, Luis Enrique will use Mascherano both at centre back and in midfield this season. [md]

I wonder what will they say to us, if they fail to sign 2 CBs? They promised us that they will buy 2.

 

[yahudi]

I wonder what will they say to us, if they fail to sign 2 CBs? They promised us that they will buy 2.

It is hard to find a CB with a profie that fits Barca. After all, there aren't too many fullbacks and midfielders willing to convert

 

[AURELIUS]

Masch should go for 2018. I doubt there is anyone in Argentina to replace him

Kranevitter.

 

[AURELIUS]

 

[zanela]

Is that you singing, Aurelius? I particularly like the li'l one.

 

[eye-switcher]

Looking forward to see him play on the midfield this season, should be an upgrade to mr Anonymous

 

[linetty]

Mr Anonymous? Mascherano has nothing on Bossquets.

 

[eye-switcher]

Mr Anonymous? Mascherano has nothing on Bossquets.

if he has a healthy anus and is playing like he played in the WC and Busquets continuous his shaky play from last season, he most definatley have. You just remember how good he was when he was boss, look at him now.
Waiting for "Galning" to pop up with a sneer.

 

[Galning]

I recommend you watch some Mascherano at DM footage from when he played there during Pep's era. If he plays like that again the forum will eat him alive.