9 - Luis Suárez - v1

[raskolnikov]

Suarez has tons of these actions, most of it are unknown.
For example this one:

The guy is a problem-magnet, great player but he should be the one wearing the 'why always me' shirt.

 

[xaviniesta]

i've always had the image of suarez as a guy who can't even take a walk outside without getting into trouble

 

[ammarfcb]

suarez = suarez
rio-evra = haters

 

[Cristofol]

suarez = suarez
rio-evra = haters

That Rio face-plant

 

[Athletic]

You think Scholes is more of a cunt than Suarez?

yes

 

[La Furia]

He would be more endearing if he were just trolling, but it seems like he just can't help being a cunt.

But that's what makes Suarez so effective (and loveable), it's not like he's plotting anything sinister, he just can't control himself.

You think Scholes is more of a cunt than Suarez?

Considering every time Scholes tries to tackle someone he risks ending their career, it's not that crazy a proposition.

 

[Semi-Neutral]

still less of a cunt than any of the united players

 

[ammarfcb]

still less of a cunt than most of the united players

fixed. you can't argue with that

 

[Semi-Neutral]

Eh... Let's see; Ferdinand, Evra, Rooney, Scholes, Giggs, RVP... That's about it.

Who did I miss? If that's it, I wouldn't call that most of United.

 

[ammarfcb]

you forgot the biggest: nani and young
also valencia and fergie himself

edit: wait why is ferdinand on ur list? i kinda like him

 

[Deco 20]

Rooney, a cunt? A bit dull perhaps, but a cunt?

Look into these loving eyes and tell me, with a straight face, that he's a bad person. I dare you.

Spoiler: Rooney

 

[Athletic]

Eh... Let's see; Ferdinand, Evra, Rooney, Scholes, Giggs, RVP... That's about it.

Who did I miss? If that's it, I wouldn't call that most of United.

add nani, young and rednose and you have 90% of the starting lineup + the coach

 

[GiantKiller]

But that's what makes Suarez so effective (and loveable), it's not like he's plotting anything sinister, he just can't control himself.

Indeed. That's what makes him so unique.

 

[SwiftGuyver]

that photo is classic!

i love Suarez for pissing off the English media so much, it's always nice to see. he clearly doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks or says about him. the 'dive' in front of Moyes was epic as well!

 

[ivan22]

anyone got stats on Shots/Shots on Target/Goals of Suarez? I feel like he often shoots from impossible angles when he could've passed the ball to a better positioned teammate. I'm really curious how his stats look!