9 - Luis Suárez - v1

[dalitis8]

Is there something that an Uruguayan can do that you will not jizz over???

 

[estranged]

bucktooth prick shud have been given a 3 match ban for that

 

[Metaphysical]

Not content with going in with a two-footed challenge from behind, he then feigns injury

utter utter cunt.

 

[yusuf]

utter utter cunt.

you love him and u know it

 

[La Furia]

Is there something that an Uruguayan can do that you will not jizz over???

TBH, I actually don't really like no skilled thugs like Pablo Garcia and Arevalo Rios, I just find them hilarious especially the reaction people have when they try to kick a team they support to death. I also have to hate Paolo Montero for being a Juventino, even though I think he was an awesome motherfucker. If Suarez played for Real Madrid I'd probably sound bitter out of jealousy like Meta, and say nothing but bad things about it.

But Suarez is an winner, his ruthlessness is what makes him one of the best players in the world. I can't wait until he moves to a big club (as long as it's not Madrid) and shuts up the haters. Every club needs a little bit of evil.

 

[AnfieldEd]

TBH, I actually don't really like no skilled thugs like Pablo Garcia and Arevalo Rios, I just find them hilarious especially the reaction people have when they try to kick a team they support to death. I also have to hate Paolo Montero for being a Juventino, even though I think he was an awesome motherfucker. If Suarez played for Real Madrid I'd probably sound bitter out of jealousy like Meta, and say nothing but bad things about it.

But Suarez is an winner, his ruthlessness is what makes him one of the best players in the world. I can't wait until he moves to a big club (as long as it's not Madrid) and shuts up the haters. Every club needs a little bit of evil.

I've seen better attempts from you...

 

[La Furia]

I'm being honest here, playing with English donkeys like Carroll is holding him back, he should be playing in Spain or Italy since the only two English clubs good enough for him already have enough evil power.

 

[AnfieldEd]

Playing in serie a isn't exactly going up several levels and there is only 2 clubs in spain he would/should join.

If we reach the CL next year then we can attract a higher calibre of player to suit Suarez. However I do think a Suarez-Carroll partnership can be awesome, because Carroll's game is perfect for the premier league.

But yeah it depends on 1) reaching the CL and 2)our success or lack of, of winning things that will decide the longevity of Suarez's stay with us.

 

[Metaphysical]

TBH, I actually don't really like no skilled thugs like Pablo Garcia and Arevalo Rios, I just find them hilarious especially the reaction people have when they try to kick a team they support to death. I also have to hate Paolo Montero for being a Juventino, even though I think he was an awesome motherfucker. If Suarez played for Real Madrid I'd probably sound bitter out of jealousy like Meta, and say nothing but bad things about it.

But Suarez is an winner, his ruthlessness is what makes him one of the best players in the world. I can't wait until he moves to a big club (as long as it's not Madrid) and shuts up the haters. Every club needs a little bit of evil.

I like Rios, purely because all he can do is just foul people. it's like, the only reason he's in the team. and that sort of concept is so fucking old-school I really find myself admiring it (as much as Rios pisses me off during a game because of the fouling).

and I'm only jealous in the sense that I wish Gyan had balls like his, so that he would have scored that penalty. in terms of club football, the team I support has no need for him, and of the other 3 teams I like: 1 couldn't sign him, 1 doesn't need to sign him, and 1 is well well below his level so couldn't sign him either.

 

[IrvDizzle]

I maintain that a front three of Asexis-Leo-Suarez would destroy any defence in any world, or any extra-dimensional world.

Nolan would die of repeated pants jizzing. Yusuf too. I would just sit in a chair with a really high back in my Xavi jersey and cackle delightfully with a glass of scotch in one hand.

 

[yusuf]

I maintain that a front three of Asexis-Leo-Suarez would destroy any defence in any world, or any extra-dimensional world.

Nolan would die of repeated pants jizzing. Yusuf too. I would just sit in a chair with a really high back in my Xavi jersey and cackle delightfully with a glass of scotch in one hand.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[AnfieldEd]

I maintain that a front three of Asexis-Leo-Suarez would destroy any defence in any world, or any extra-dimensional world.

Nolan would die of repeated pants jizzing. Yusuf too. I would just sit in a chair with a really high back in my Xavi jersey and cackle delightfully with a glass of rum in one hand.

As long as Suarez wins a few trophies with us first and we get £60m+ for him, I wouldn't stand in his way! Plus it would be brilliant to see meta having to support a player he hates so much it'd be almost worth losing him just for that

 

[Metaphysical]

I maintain that a front three of Asexis-Leo-Suarez would destroy any defence in any world, or any extra-dimensional world.

Nolan would die of repeated pants jizzing. Yusuf too. I would just sit in a chair with a really high back in my Xavi jersey and cackle delightfully with a glass of scotch in one hand.

so you gonna make Leo play out wide, then? when he clearly is much better in the middle?

or you gonna make Suarez play out wide, then? when he clearly is much better in the middle?

 

[AnfieldEd]

On a side note......

Ferguson on Ronaldo a few years back:
"I do know is that Cristiano Ronaldo must be one of the most fouled players in the league. "The fouls are frustrating, especially for Ronaldo, and I have nothing but admiration for the way he picks himself up and keeps running at people. "Time after time he is tackled unfairly and often opponents try to indicate that he has dived. "Of course, when Ronaldo is running at full speed sometimes it doesn't take much to knock him over but the truth is that too many opponents don't know how to tackle properly. And to disguise their shortcomings they accuse him of falling deliberately. "I am pleased for him with the punishment he has taken lately. I have been making the point about his courage and the fact he is clearly determined that he is not to be kicked out of the game." Ferguson added: "I will continue to hammer away at the need for protection for football's most skilful players."

You could replace the word ronaldo with Suarez and it would be spot on.

 

[Metaphysical]

I'm being honest here, playing with English donkeys like Carroll is holding him back, he should be playing in Spain or Italy since the only two English clubs good enough for him already have enough evil power.

he's a perfect match for Inter.

he should go there as part of their rebuilding.