9 - Robert Lewandowski

[Messigician]

No, they can't.

Choupo Moting was scoring for fun

 

[Messigician]

And yet Arsenal fans are desperate to replace him and have been whining for 2 years that they need a real striker.

A toothless striker is useless. Even Firmino was a bigger goal threat.

Well that’s a different debate entirely

 

[serghei]

Choupo Moting was scoring for fun

He scored 30 goals in a season?

 

[Messigician]

He scored 30 goals in a season?

In Bayern’s 2022 season

He scored

4 goals in 7 UCL appearances

10 league goals in 19 appearances

3 goals and 2 assists in Bayern’s cup appearances

This is with a quarter of Lewa’s minutes and a meme player before his big break

 

[serghei]

Pick up Paco Alcacer's stats in Bundesliga.

 

[Messigician]

Pick up Paco Alcacer's stats in Bundesliga.

One season wonder

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

@serghei vs @Messigician always fun to read 💯✅️

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Dont worry guys, he had his rest, after new year Lewy will do Lewy things again 👍

 

[Temptation]

@serghei vs @Messigician always fun to read 💯✅️

Fati loves these Barca forum poster battles lol

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Fati loves these Barca forum poster battles lol

Yeah but sergh/gician is a special battle, both are completely opposite from their behaviour, while Sergh is the very serious businessman who never makes jokes, gician is the fun dude where you never know if he means it seriously or as a joke - this combined creates the perfect synergy 🔥

 

[Temptation]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1874723386242539680

 

[serghei]

Damn, a bad omelette cost us 10 points this season.

 

[Wambo]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1874723386242539680

What a fucking sperg. Costed someone's job over eggs. Disgraceful.

 

[Horatio]

What a fucking sperg. Costed someone's job over eggs. Disgraceful.

News has to be tru tho first

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

This explains why Lewy didnt perform lately, give this man delicious eggs!