9 - Robert Lewandowski

[Gnidrologist]

Lewa: hi fellas

Barca: tell us about every steroid, HGH, and horse semen that Bayern injected into u and where to buy them from?

*caressing his brawn with reverence*

 

[Temptation]

Actually RL9 got the nickname of "The Body" in his Dortmund days. He was freakishly fit way before Bayern lol.

 

[Jaguar]

Lewa: hi fellas

Barca: tell us about every steroid, HGH, and horse semen that Bayern injected into u and where to buy them from?

LewanGOALski: I'm not giving away the secret of my Alpha jawline or Benzema will be able to shave his beard

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Relax, United will offer him a mega contract at 38 to replace 41 year old CR7 after Lewa's won us 2 LL and 1 CL

Cristiano Jr. will take Ronaldo's place

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Actually RL9 got the nickname of "The Body" in his Dortmund days. He was freakishly fit way before Bayern lol.

you dont score 4 goals against real madrid when youre not a machine !

 

[Morten]

This forum turned into a fitness-forum all of the sudden, so much for Barca-DNA

 

[Temptation]

This forum turned into a fitness-forum all of the sudden, so much for Barca-DNA

Yeah he's fit but I doubt that'll have much effect on players who aren't that into fitness. They aren't gonna change.

 

[Gnidrologist]

They already trying to feed him friendly amigo burgers as we speak.

 

[serghei]

This forum turned into a fitness-forum all of the sudden, so much for Barca-DNA

Remember when other fans were blaming us for being doped to the gills for running non-stop? Peak Barca was physical. Not tall, but ran a lot and pressed the shit out of teams. This is return to normal.

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

This forum turned into a fitness-forum all of the sudden, so much for Barca-DNA

#Lewaeffect

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Remember when other fans were blaming us for being doped to the gills for running non-stop? Peak Barca was physical. Not tall, but ran a lot and pressed the shit out of teams. This is return to normal.

raki in 2015 was press machine, its a pity he had declined so fast

 

[Zidane82]

raki in 2015 was press machine, its a pity he had declined so fast

According to many in here he didn?t decline at all

Yet the same ones routinely slaughter Busquets

Go figure

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

According to many in here he didn?t decline at all

Yet the same ones routinely slaughter Busquets

Go figure

if i remember correctly most guys said he declined, the thing was we gave him too much fault as after he has gone we didnt really improve

 

[Kul_z]

According to many in here he didn?t decline at all

Yet the same ones routinely slaughter Busquets

Go figure

Rakitic was shitted on constantly, this things we are saying about ancient one is nothing compared to his thread when he played for us.

 

[Sooke]

Bundesliga is not a two and a half horse competition

It's a one horse league

I won't argue about that. Bayern is the solemn hegemon in Germany. They have also Borussia (Dortmund) and RB Leipzig as a top team, who can eventually break that hegemony every once in a while.