Don't worry STO, i'll tell them.
It started off on a beautiful day in September, the 17th I believe, the sun was shining, the sky was blue and the birds cherping in their nests, filled the cool air with song. Little did STO know, that this day, he would meet someone quite unexpected.
Amsterdam was the location, STO had been told on the phone to be in Red Light District for 7pm, he didn't know why, or what would be happening there, but the inrtsuctions were clear, "Red light district, 7pm, wait for my call.."
7pm.
*Do do do do di di di di*...."Hello?"...."Strip joint, opposite from were you are standing..." "Who is this!?!..." "Just go, ask for Max"....
STO, anxious, approached the strip bar, appropriately named "Super Fun Happy Time" and entered. As he stepped through the door, the music stopped, everything stopped and everyone turned and looked. 5 seconds passed, but it seemed like an enternity, but after those 5 seconds elapsed, everyone continued with their business. "Okaaaaay" STO thought to himself as he walked to the bar.
"I'm here to see Max"..
"Max you say.."....."Yes, Max..."...."Take a seat in the booth in the far corner"....
STO followed the intructions, sat down in the booth and waited patiently. After 2 minutes a woman came in with long black hair that covered most of her face and wearing a highly seductive dress. She started to get closer to him, and began to dance to the music that suddenly came on. She got onto STO's lap and said, "Have you got the package?" to which STO replied "I've got A package right here baby!". The woman was furious with his response, stood up, placed her hand apon her head and removed the wig, throwing it to the floor very agressively. "NOW IS NO TIME TO BE PLAYING GAMES, WHERE IS THE PACKAGE!?" and with that, the female, who was now obviously a male pulled a knife from his tights strap.
"Ewwww, you're a guy! Hang on a second....you're Andres Iniesta!"
And that my friends, is the story of how our good friend STO here, met Andres Iniesta...