Arda Turan

Raketa10

Senior Member
Come on Arsenal he is perfect for you!!! He has so many qualities, there are so many reasons for you to buy him:

1. He can throw shoes like no one else
2. He can sit on the bench entire time and be perfectly fine with that
3. He knows how to grab reporters by the throat
4. He knows how to make unnecessary fouls in last minutes of the game
5. He can run for almost 10 minutes without getting a heart attack since he is in such great shape
6. He knows how to score against second or third tier teams. This could be hugely important in FA Cup, only competition in which you always excel.
7. He doesn't play defense at all, he is also invisible in the attack, he is like a ghost, so you can play with 12 players on the field and no one will ever notice.

Come on Arsenal be fair and take our garbage just once, since we took yours so many times in the past.
 
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Neeraj

Senior Member
Really. Arsenal OWE us a Turan transfer. Who else would buy the steady stream of garbage like us? I mean, no, really, the Verm transfer must be the greatest transfer of all time for them. I can't even call it a con, because tnobody tried to con us, our management is just that stupid.

So yeah, time to repay the friendship and pay 25m for him. I can't see him going to any team for anything more than 10-15m TOPS tbh.
 

Robbie

New member
Come on Arsenal he is perfect for you!!! He has so many qualities, there are so many reasons for you to buy him:

1. He can throw shoes like no one else
2. He can sit on the bench entire time and be perfectly fine with that
3. He knows how to grab reporters by the throat
4. He knows how to make unnecessary fouls in last minutes of the game
5. He can run for almost 10 minutes without getting a heart attack since he is in such great shape
6. He knows how to score against second or third tier teams. This could be hugely important in FA Cup, only competition in which you always excel.
7. He doesn't play defense at all, he is also invisible in the attack, he is like a ghost, so you can play with 12 players on the field and no one will ever notice.

Come on Arsenal be fair and take our garbage just once, since we took yours so many times in the past.

Last year, he said that if he isn't good enough for Barca then he ends up at Arsenal. I wouldn't want a player that publicly says we're a fallback. It's true that right now we're a tier below the really elite clubs, but it was a disrespectful thing to say. Besides, he reminds me of a Turkish version of Nasri.
 

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