Bruno Fernandes

[Maradona37]

Terrible player. He's a magician in how he's managed to convince a lot of people he's world-class.

 

[Horatio]

All went south as soon as new contract was signed.

 

[Messigician]

All went south as soon as new contract was signed.

Common trend with united

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Wouldnt surprise me if 10Hag puts him on the bench soon

 

[Maradona37]

He's been awful since long before that some reckon. He's just generally the type of guy who gives the ball away too much and only thrives in chaos.

 

[Don Juan Laporta Estruch]

In his defence he is playing out of position. He is far too deep. He is a number 10 and should be playing behind the striker. Like he did when he had his best season under Solksjaer during COVID.

 

[Maradona37]

In his defence he is playing out of position. He is far too deep. He is a number 10 and should be playing behind the striker. Like he did when he had his best season under Solksjaer during COVID.

He has certain qualities a number 10 needs. By far his biggest weakness though is that he's not a playmaker who keeps the game ticking, but a player who looks for the final ball almost immediately. One of his biggest flaws is that he cannot dribble and cannot take the ball on the half-turn and wriggle out of tight spaces to then suddenly advance on the opposition backline, or even find another player. The two City Silvas and even James Maddison don't have Bruno fernandes's stats but they are so good at simply playing through teams with their cute little passes and dribbles.

 

[Maradona37]

From his thread on Redcafe - worrying where football is going

 

[Total-Football]

With muller retiring soon this will be the indisputed most punchable face in world football

 

[Don Juan Laporta Estruch]

With muller retiring soon this will be the indisputed most punchable face in world football

 

[Maradona37]

Another wanky game but the stats maniacs will quote that in his stats at the end of the season because he scored a penalty, and forget how abysmal he was. The fact he seems to get away with it and people think he's been their lone good signing since Ferguson (even Neville said so at the goal) tells me he might well be the biggest fraud in the history of the Premier League.

The guy is so limited, his shooting was abysmal today and if I was a Manc I would be so frustrated with how often he boots the ball straight up the pitch to the opposition defence. Total hail marys.

As it is I hate them and am delighted they see this clown as a key player as they'll go nowhere building the team around his erratic passing.

 

[Maradona37]

I heard this toolbag say in his post-match interview 'the fantasy players won't be happy with you taking the second goal away from me'.

This isn't the first time he's referred to FPL. Why is the imbecile so concerned with that? It should never be on his mind, and he wasn't being funny either. I bet he is constantly fretting over who has more points than him on the game. He genuinely does seem like a thick rodent who is more interested in accumulating stats than being part of a cohesive team.

He's constantly spamming Hollywoods and playing like he has to give an assist with every pass. He plays football like a moron.

 

[Maradona37]

They keep coping and clinging to him 'playing really well and keeping it simple for Portugal' on Redcafe. But he actually doesn't - he does fairly well against inferior teams to Portugal in qualifiers and Nations League games. However, he's absolutely rubbish and a bottler in actual tournaments he plays in. They're clueless about him on there, especially guys like 'Scandi red'. 'Gabriel Djemba Bebe' and 'Pogue'.

Scandi Red asked if people are sure Amorim will require his attacking midfielders to dribble That's the level of idiocy, cluelessness and fanboyism of him and some others on there.

I think this guy is a litmus test for footballers. It sounds arrogant, but if you think he's world-class or anything more than a moderately good player it sets alarm bells ringing about your knowledge for me. He has serious flaws in his game and has never competed for a CL or league title in his life. The way he forces them to play is a huge part of why they are so bad for me.