Oh man, I just threw up in my mouth a little.this is how I imagine most Madrid fans.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">David De Gea has signed a new four-year contract at <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/mufc?src=hash">#mufc</a> with an option to extend for a further year. <a href="http://t.co/Z3JuQOaNEi">pic.twitter.com/Z3JuQOaNEi</a></p>— Manchester United (@ManUtd) <a href="https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/642291550987358208">September 11, 2015</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">David De Gea has signed a new four-year contract at <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/mufc?src=hash">#mufc</a> with an option to extend for a further year. <a href="http://t.co/Z3JuQOaNEi">pic.twitter.com/Z3JuQOaNEi</a></p>— Manchester United (@ManUtd) <a href="https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/642291550987358208">September 11, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Why the hell would he sign a new contract? I thought he was hell-bent on coming home to sunny Madrid to live life with his gf? He wants to stay in rainy Manchester, mkay.