Erling Haaland

[Morten]

He did well on the first goal, quite evening otherwise i heard.

 

[Tackle]

Had a nice assist. Bitter and jealous haters are foaming at the mouth to see him fail.

 

[serghei]

Should have had a tap in goal if Foden wasn't a selfish prick.

 

[fergus90]

Second lowest touches in a game in PL history although one was an assist. Lukaku’s 7 was the least.

 

[Birdy]

Yes, very nice assist,
an one-two with Gundo that even a championship player could do

 

[Morten]

Expect quite a few low touch games though, Haaland is no playmaker, but he has extreme qualities in other areas.

 

[fergus90]

Yeah his movement is top class. Foden should have played him in too.

 

[Temptation]

Haaland stans need to stop sugarcoating this. It was an awful display but he'll score a lot overall. Let the lad settle into his new team.

 

[Birdy]

Haaland stans need to stop sugarcoating this. It was an awful display but he'll score a lot overall. Let the lad settle into his new team.

Super awful...

Purposefully overlooking as well that he plays for one of the best oiled attacking machines, that can create chance after chance for him.

They are celebrating a simple one two that even Braithwaite can play.
My prediction is that his apologists are going to become super reactionary as season progresses

 

[jamrock]

Flop

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

still doesnt look pre-injury dortmund Haaland, hopefully he will find his form back soon, look at his stats, numbers don't lie...

 

[Birdy]

Two passes the whole game
The kick-off and the incredible assist

 

[iniestaGOAT]

Once again casuals hyping this fool up like the second coming of Messi

Similar to what they were doing to that bum Diaz last season.

Shameless posters.

 

[Gari]

Dortmunt is very good at promoting and selling players. We know this from our own experience.

 

[FCMessi]

World Class Dive