Erling Haaland

[fergus90]

Unbelievable striker! What a player.

 

[Co0ter]

That's a typical Haaland goal. Using his strength to hold off the defender and burying it quickly.

Your description makes it sound way more technical than it actually was. Watch the replay

Maybe you should watch the replay. What I described is exactly what happened.

I think people have no idea what a poacher or tap in merchant actually is.

If it wasnt technical, then why isnt every tall, decently fast player scoring goals like him?

Oh.

 

[Tackle]

He's going to challenge the single season goals record in the Premier league this season, yet insecure haters will continue moaning about his "severe limitations" and "lack of technicality." Just let it go, Erling is the best striker of this generation. Hopefully lad stays fit and joins us in a few seasons time.

 

[DonAK]

My opinion won't change because of a couple of heads.

In 2015-2020 Suarez scored a lot more goals than Benzema but I thought the Frenchman was a better fit for us.

You also said Ferran Torres was better than Ansu and a proper quick winger.

For someone acting like some mighty talent spotter your takes in general are fucking shit

 

[Temptation]

Maybe you should watch the replay. What I described is exactly what happened.

I think people have no idea what a poacher or tap in merchant actually is.

If it wasnt technical, then why isnt every tall, decently fast player scoring goals like him?

Oh.

Bro many players will hold off the defenders but very few players have the composure and killer instinct to bury that. Erling is one of the best finishers on the planet.

Ivan Toney and Callum Wilson would have easily taken that touch and retained the ball but their finish isn't close to Erling's.

 

[Morten]

With Mbappe playing farmers on a weekly basis, Haaland will have a better career.

 

[serghei]

With Mbappe playing farmers on a weekly basis, Haaland will have a better career.

Hope you guys won't get him. City sheiks should make an irresistible offer and extend him without any tricky clauses sometime in the next 2 seasons.

 

[CatalinR10]

Incredible poaching skills.

 

[Horatio]

in my fantasy team.

 

[utility73]

in my fantasy team.

Imagine all those people having Salah in their team and as captain …
Not watching the match, then seeing the 9:0 result …
And then seeing Salah with zero attacking returns

 

[utility73]

Btw had Haaland in my CL fantasy team back when he was still at Salzburg … cheapest shitload of points ever.

 

[M3ls]

You also said Ferran Torres was better than Ansu and a proper quick winger.

For someone acting like some mighty talent spotter your takes in general are fucking shit

Yes, Ferran is better than Ansu.

You are just an ordinary stupid fan who only counts the number of goals.

Only such idiots need to remember that on average a player spends no more than 3 minutes with the ball. What does he do in the remaining 87 minutes. This is really important.

 

[Temptation]

Btw had Haaland in my CL fantasy team back when he was still at Salzburg … cheapest shitload of points ever.

Didn't know there was a popular CL fantasy game. Will try it this season then

 

[Horatio]

Imagine all those people having Salah in their team and as captain ?
Not watching the match, then seeing the 9:0 result ?
And then seeing Salah with zero attacking returns

lol thats what happened. Everyone in whatsapp group was raging.

 

[utility73]

Didn't know there was a popular CL fantasy game. Will try it this season then

Well there has always been the UEFA official CL fantasy game.
It probably was never as popular as the EPL fantasy games, and it also came with some quite awful UI in most seasons.

Anyhow I stopped playing fantasy football after 19/20 season as it just became too serious and stressful for me