Erling Haaland

snowy

Well-known member
philosopep bought a rrari n put poop in da tank

thought he could tame a wild stallion in2 a docile skoolboi poney

in the end, couldn't swallow da hoof n released it back in2 d wild :horse:
 

Nucky

Senior Member
Haaland didn't need long to shut the critics.. 4 games later and everyone is silent on Haaland.. 6 goals in 4 games..
 

Temptation

Well-known member
But the CoMMuNitY sHieLd... I am sure Liverpool would trade it for City's League start.

I wouldn't actually.

If there's something we've learned over the past few years. Start means fuckall.

It's all about peaking at the right time getting winning streaks. City are masters of that.
 

mc_lovin

Senior Member
I wouldn't actually.

If there's something we've learned over the past few years. Start means fuckall.

It's all about peaking at the right time getting winning streaks. City are masters of that.

Well, those 5 points might come in handy later.

I for one would trade Super Cups etc pp for a single point.
 

Givenchy

Senior Member
This guy man..

Some players waste years of their career in the farmers league, others make top leagues look like farmers leagues.

Haaland gonna break the PL goal record
 

serghei

Senior Member
City are gonna have to invent the mother of all bottlings to fail in CL with this guy as a 9 if he stays fit.
 

Temptation

Well-known member
Insanity.

I don't give a fuck about any other skills if you can score 8 in 5. You can sleep in the Pen box for all I care!

Amazing.
 

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