Cule4life
The Culest
Yet another shit performance in an away CL game which Valverde fans will gloss over- Check
El Flopistolero with his rapist first touch r*aping our attack again- Check
Valverde standing on the sidelines like a deer caught in the headlights- Check
Malcom still reaping the rewards of his performance against Madrid- Check
Same predetermined like for like subs- Check
Pass the ball to Messi and pray that he pulls a rabbit out of the hat- Check
Still no Coutinho in midfield- Check
Valverde afraid 4 attackers on the pitch will summon Satan- Check
No creativity from the midfield as usual, still no time for Alena- Check
MaTS benefiting from regular exercise in front of the goal- Check
Dembele subbed but Suarez kept on to keep up the hijinks- Check
Semedo's potential and our right side being sacrificed to stroke the pensioner Suarez's ego- Check
Valverde and Suarez in denial about his decline and no chance of him getting benched- Check
El Flopistolero with his rapist first touch r*aping our attack again- Check
Valverde standing on the sidelines like a deer caught in the headlights- Check
Malcom still reaping the rewards of his performance against Madrid- Check
Same predetermined like for like subs- Check
Pass the ball to Messi and pray that he pulls a rabbit out of the hat- Check
Still no Coutinho in midfield- Check
Valverde afraid 4 attackers on the pitch will summon Satan- Check
No creativity from the midfield as usual, still no time for Alena- Check
MaTS benefiting from regular exercise in front of the goal- Check
Dembele subbed but Suarez kept on to keep up the hijinks- Check
Semedo's potential and our right side being sacrificed to stroke the pensioner Suarez's ego- Check
Valverde and Suarez in denial about his decline and no chance of him getting benched- Check
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Devils
Senior Member
One of the worst Barca managers I've ever seen.
Will celebrate the day this travesty of a manager leaves the club.
It's basically a daunting task to sit and watch Barca for 90 minute these days under this fraud. Seriously it actually feels like a chore to watch Barca, dawg. SMH.
Will celebrate the day this travesty of a manager leaves the club.
It's basically a daunting task to sit and watch Barca for 90 minute these days under this fraud. Seriously it actually feels like a chore to watch Barca, dawg. SMH.
Pepe Silvia
Active member
We played like utter shit and I like to consider myself the most PTC there is... it was a great game for entertainment value but dang we couldve wiped the floor with them tbh
Givenchy
Senior Member
this and its unforgivable when you look at the talent in the squad
FinBarcelonafan
Well-known member
Watching City makes me realize how slow we are and static.
Simeone renews... Atletico scores more than 1 goal, retains a clean sheet and plays better football than usually.
Valverde renews... Barca scores 0 goals and plays even worse than before.
Let’s be fair now, Barca played well and positively and actually dominated the hyped up midfield of Lyon, if Suarez and Messi finished their chances the tie would be over.
Valverde’s mistake imo was taking Dembele off
FinBarcelonafan
Well-known member
and starting Suarez. He is a waste of a starting spot.
Saladin
Active member
We need to start a petition to bring back Pep. The guy is a fucking football genius and we need to bring him home; no more dicking around and Pep needs to STFU and realize this is his HOME.
Man City got ***** today by the ref, playing 10 vs 12 and still destroyed Schalke (who is shit, I know) - but think of what Pep could do with Frenkie De Jong, Arthur, Alena, Coutinho, Dembouz, Malcom and Leo? Not to mention Puig and perhaps De Ligt, Semedo and Alba?
We would instantly be 122 % better and overall 20-30 % better than any other team in Europe and henceforth the world.
Man City got ***** today by the ref, playing 10 vs 12 and still destroyed Schalke (who is shit, I know) - but think of what Pep could do with Frenkie De Jong, Arthur, Alena, Coutinho, Dembouz, Malcom and Leo? Not to mention Puig and perhaps De Ligt, Semedo and Alba?
We would instantly be 122 % better and overall 20-30 % better than any other team in Europe and henceforth the world.
khaled_a_d
Senior Member
No, he isn't risking his legacy with the club anymore. He knows that those 4 years will remain special and he won't risk "but his comeback...meh" type of situation many managers do for themselves.
Barcilliant
Senior Member
His name should be Shitverde because everything he touches turns to shit.
Does this man have any passion, feeling or heart? He is so uninspiring, boring fucking useless fart. Managing Barca is a fucking privilege. We have so many great players. Yet this dildo acts like he's working behind the counter at a 7 11.
I also blame the senior players for this shit. We all know the board are assholes but at least the senior players can show some leadership. Instead they rest on their laurels and act like the CL is some sort of lottery.
Valverde, Rakitic and Suarez have to go.
Pique and Busquets should be benched next season. Bring a world class lb to give Alba some competition.
Our club is a fucking mess.
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