serghei
Senior Member
Hell no.
Givenchy
Senior Member
just a more charasmatic EV, no way
serghei
Senior Member
Do I get some credit for that?
Leo_Messi
New member
I already called him Malmierda weeks ago, so I am afraid no. Your version is too polite as well. Malmierda is better and more fitting than Malverde. Malmierda has that extra foul-smelling connotation.
Ernesta is the feminine version of Ernesto and covers the coward part of him as a manager and tactician.
Ernesta Malmierda is as good as it will get.
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Messigician
Senior Member
Lets wait until the season is over before judging...
serghei
Senior Member
I see. All we need is a logo, a brand name, some money for advertising, a distribution network and we could make money of a puppet called Ernesta Malmierda. I reckon there's a possible market for those sort of stuff among Barca fans.
I'd pay to have an Ernesta Malmierda doll and do stuff with it like kicking it and tossing it around. Very good stress reliever. When anxious or nervous or stressed, just abuse Ernesta.
We can add some buttons. Like when you hit the head it says Rakitic doesn't need rest. Or when you pull an arm it says Suarez is the best. Or when you touch the nose it says Coutinho and Dembele can't work together. Multilingual, of course. Chinese version, catalan version, english version.
Fuck it, considering how dumb Malmierda is you'd need several buttons on every limb and you'd still leave half of the great lines out.
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He’s just simple ..
Ive been following Barca for around 15 years now barely missing any games. I LOVE Barca and to watch the team play but this guy has sucked all the joy out of me. Watching the games now is like watching paint dry. Hell, even staring at a fucking rock is more entertaining. I just dont understand how they could renew this fraud. He would have been gone if Atletico snd Real werent as shit as they are in the league and if Messi and MaTS werent saving his ass every other game.
And not only has he made us play like shit, he also treats good players like Malcom and Semedo as if they are some sunday league players. Seriously, fuck this piece of shit.
And not only has he made us play like shit, he also treats good players like Malcom and Semedo as if they are some sunday league players. Seriously, fuck this piece of shit.
Cule4life
The Culest
I have been calling him Valmierda for ages tho. Copycat
Simple Ernie like Simple Jack
clemente
New member
Our next season lineup might be
Mats
Semedo De Ligt-Umtiti Alba
Arthur DeJong Coutinho
Messi Jovic Dembele
The potential is mouthwatering, but all of that goes to the trash bin because our manager will be Valverde, setting up our team to defend against small teams and already on a damage control before the game even starts against big teams, depressing...
Mats
Semedo De Ligt-Umtiti Alba
Arthur DeJong Coutinho
Messi Jovic Dembele
The potential is mouthwatering, but all of that goes to the trash bin because our manager will be Valverde, setting up our team to defend against small teams and already on a damage control before the game even starts against big teams, depressing...
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