Ernesto Valverde - V1

[Givenchy]

spineless fucking bastard

grow some damn balls and bench players who need rest for midweek, i don't care if Messi or Suarez throw a tantrum, a manager is supposed to manage things.

better hope we blitz them 3-0 in the first half or this could be Roma 2.0 vs Lyon on wed and i've just got this feeling after many mocked PSG/Ligue 1 we'll be left with egg on our face..

 

[Blaugrana Bull]

This big bird looking mofo will never learn.

 

[El MeSSiaS]

Every week he mange to dissapoint me more

 

[Leo_Messi]

ESTO ES UNA PUTA VERGÜENZA.

What the fuck is going on? All seniors playing from the start with the exception of the vaca sagrada (Rakitic)?

No Malcom either? No Aleñá? Coutinho that stinks up the place continuously playing?

Madre mía que asco.

Fuck the seniors like Suárez and others for not resting despite publicly CRYING and recognizing that they were wrong when they did not rest in "easy on paper" league games at home prior to CL knockout games in the past.

Angry would be an understatement.

 

[Givenchy]

ESTO ES UNA PUTA VERGÜENZA.

What the fuck is going on? All seniors playing from the start with the exception of the vaca sagrada (Rakitic)?

No Malcom either? No Aleñá? Coutinho that stinks up the place continuously playing?

Madre mía que asco.

Fuck the seniors like Suárez and others for not resting despite publicly CRYING and recognizing that they were wrong when they did not rest in "easy on paper" league games at home prior to CL knockout games in the past.

Angry would be an understatement.

wasn't there reports Suarez' knee was acting up again aswell? fucking BRAINLESS

funny thing is, EV always says 'x cannonfodder team are dangerous' as a defense to play the gala XI and its true under EVs tactics we are underdogs against the majority of la liga teams coward to the core

 

[KingLeo10]

ESTO ES UNA PUTA VERGÜENZA.

What the fuck is going on? All seniors playing from the start with the exception of the vaca sagrada (Rakitic)?

No Malcom either? No Aleñá? Coutinho that stinks up the place continuously playing?

Madre mía que asco.

Fuck the seniors like Suárez and others for not resting despite publicly CRYING and recognizing that they were wrong when they did not rest in "easy on paper" league games at home prior to CL knockout games in the past.

Angry would be an understatement.

preach dude. Valverde is an idiot but the senior players are absolutely infuriating me with their arrogance.

This year's CL is there for the taking too.

 

[Leo_Messi]

wasn't there reports Suarez' knee was acting up again aswell? fucking BRAINLESS

funny thing is, EV always says 'x cannonfodder team are dangerous' as a defense to play the gala XI and its true under EVs tactics we are underdogs against the majority of la liga teams coward to the core

It has been the case for ages. Nobody really knows when he supposedly has knee troubles other than himself and club doctors, I imagine.

Why is it that Malmierda has not yet realized that an attack consisting of the fucking spineless fraud (as quick as a snail and as dumb) that is Coutinho on the "left wing" alongside a 32 year old Suárez (in particular if in donkey mode) and a soon to be 32 year old Messi is asking for trouble against teams that mainly sit back? Not only that such an attack offers ZERO pace. A midfield consisting of Busquets, Vidal and Arthur is not helping as none of those 3 are quick either. Just pathetic altogether.

Now we won't rest anyone due to this pathetic performance and result so far.

preach dude. Valverde is an idiot but the senior players are absolutely infuriating me with their arrogance.

This year's CL is there for the taking too.

The players are as much to blame for this lineup as Malmierda. Either the likes of Suárez and Messi are thick or they simply don't want to be at their best in CL knockout games. It's not like either of those two have had a great game so far. Rather the opposite. A penalty scored from a Rayo gift and stupidity (they are second last for a reason, they can't defend to save their lives) won't change this.

Lost for words. Just pure crap from everyone. They have taken away almost all the happiness of watching us play with such tactical performances and such performances on the pitch. Not worthy of the stature of our club and what it represents.

 

[messi2140]

I have finally found a way to properly enjoy Barcelona these days.

 

[jairzinho]

Ernie is a smart guy. He knows he is tactically limited so he plays the gala XI any chance he gets. When he makes wholesale changes he normally gets exposed.

 

[Felipetonelo]

I really really hope that Lyon defeats us, to expose this fraud manager. 2 fuckin years in charge and he brought nothing to this club, no system, no tactical inovation, no tactics at all, no developing young players, several players underperforming, billions spent (and wasted) in WC players to Valverde simply not use them, or playing them out of their best position.

It's just ridiculous that Valverde defenders, the board and the players can't see this fraud. Barca could have a brazilian manager, non spanish speaker, paying 50k/month and he would have the same results as Valverde is having, because he adds nothing to this team.

2 years and we don't have a system. 2 years and we can't defend deep. 2 years and we can't press. 2 years and we don't have a clue when attacking. 2 years and we can't attack with movement. 2 years passing the ball to Messi and hoping for the best. 2 years and we can't counter attack. He loves a physical tall midfield and yet Barca gets exposed every single game with no defense stability.

2 years of this guy, paying lots of money, to display this kind of football week in week out?

A monkey, or a turtle, or a dolphin would be training this team exactly like Valverde is doing. 0 fucking ideas.

Please Lyon, do your job and defeat us.

 

[Joan]

Let's hope Lyon kicks us out. edro2:

 

[George_Costanza]

Let's hope Lyon kicks us out. edro2:

Valverde is known to be THE most hung guy in football, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an Evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would absolutely destroy Lyon!

 

[jairzinho]

I don’t rate Ernie at all but I hope we advance past Lyon. We need to maximize Messi’s last years as much as possible.

 

[FCBfan22]

Valverde is known to be THE most hung guy in football, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an Evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would absolutely destroy Lyon!

Workhorse vagina needed.

:BBZ:

 

[Barcilliant]

I really really hope that Lyon defeats us, to expose this fraud manager. 2 fuckin years in charge and he brought nothing to this club, no system, no tactical inovation, no tactics at all, no developing young players, several players underperforming, billions spent (and wasted) in WC players to Valverde simply not use them, or playing them out of their best position.

It's just ridiculous that Valverde defenders, the board and the players can't see this fraud. Barca could have a brazilian manager, non spanish speaker, paying 50k/month and he would have the same results as Valverde is having, because he adds nothing to this team.

2 years and we don't have a system. 2 years and we can't defend deep. 2 years and we can't press. 2 years and we don't have a clue when attacking. 2 years and we can't attack with movement. 2 years passing the ball to Messi and hoping for the best. 2 years and we can't counter attack. He loves a physical tall midfield and yet Barca gets exposed every single game with no defense stability.

2 years of this guy, paying lots of money, to display this kind of football week in week out?

A monkey, or a turtle, or a dolphin would be training this team exactly like Valverde is doing. 0 fucking ideas.

Please Lyon, do your job and defeat us.

Unfortunately you are 100% right. Shitverde has brought nothing to Barca. He's good at appeasing the senior players but that's it.
Just fucking defies logic that he wouldn't rest players ahead of such an important game.

If we lose against Lyon the meltdown and aftermath will be epic.