Ernesto Valverde

[Marshall D Teach]

Fucking lol. Trolls like BBZ and Tackle feed on low attention spans and short term memory.

Valverde can get carried by Messi 2 years in a row, give us worse performances over time as a coach, and get completely obliterated in the CL not once but twice. And after the reset of a summer, a few preseason games, 1 loss already in our opener, and then 1 win against a collapsed Betis side at home....... Suddenly we're being ungrateful about this new perfect Valverde who does everything right??? And he actually deserves praise for learning from his mistakes? Too little, too fucking late buddy. Anyone else would do a 10x better job than Mr. "Learning from Mistakes", mistakes that no one else would've made so badly in the first place.

In no other company or industry in the world can a guy fuck up as monumentally as Valverde, keep his job, then still have apologists saying "oh but look at the great improvements" in the days he manages not to have a Chernobyl level disaster on the pitch.

Legit, the people in this thread saying that are the kind of people who would give Dyatlov control of another nuclear facility after he already caused Chernobyl.

I don't give a single fuck what this guy does from now until April/May. I also wouldn't give a fuck if he succeeds beyond that, because NO ONE deserves praise for acting like a blind squirrel that finds a nut randomly. He has been given an incredible squad and huge opportunities for success and fucked up massively, and now that we've bought Griez/FDJ and keep spending hundreds on hundreds of millions he's supposed to be praised if he finally manages to NOT fail? Do you really think anyone else could do worse, given that many chances and that many financial boosts to make your job easier?

He even still manages to be a constant fuckup, setting up FDJ way out of position up at LAM. Not playing Arthur at all. Generally poor tactical instructions and cohesiveness. Our inability to play well at San Mames is 100x more indicative of the shakiness of this team than a heavy flexed beatdown of Betis at home. In fact, how many years has it been that Barca gets praised for SMASHING minnows and being up 10 points in the league by December only to completely capitulate the CL down the line?

Fuck, I wish people where I work would believe in me so unconditionally.

 

[Theconomist]

Why he is paid 27m? That's what I don't get. Would anyone pay more than 5 for him? Is being Barca coach automatic pay upgrade beyond your wildest dreams? Some clubs will steal his marvelous genius if he was on 6 or 7? Wtf.

 

[Barcaman]

Don't know how much he earns but he hit the jackpot of his life when someone picked him as Barca manager.

 

[Messigician]

Don't know how much he earns but he hit the jackpot of his life when someone picked him as Barca manager.

He turned down Real Madrid twice who were offering a higher salary to come manage us...

 

[DonAK]

He turned down Real Madrid twice who were offering a higher salary to come manage us...

Source?

I know he rejected Real Madrid once, but that's the same year, or the year after he rejected Barca as well, when we hired Lucho.

 

[serghei]

Are we sure it's not Real Madrid Castilla? But then again, they hired Vanderlei Luxemburgo and Flopetegui.

 

[George_Costanza]

Fucking lol. Trolls like BBZ and Tackle feed on low attention spans and short term memory.

Valverde can get carried by Messi 2 years in a row, give us worse performances over time as a coach, and get completely obliterated in the CL not once but twice. And after the reset of a summer, a few preseason games, 1 loss already in our opener, and then 1 win against a collapsed Betis side at home....... Suddenly we're being ungrateful about this new perfect Valverde who does everything right??? And he actually deserves praise for learning from his mistakes? Too little, too fucking late buddy. Anyone else would do a 10x better job than Mr. "Learning from Mistakes", mistakes that no one else would've made so badly in the first place.

In no other company or industry in the world can a guy fuck up as monumentally as Valverde, keep his job, then still have apologists saying "oh but look at the great improvements" in the days he manages not to have a Chernobyl level disaster on the pitch.

Legit, the people in this thread saying that are the kind of people who would give Dyatlov control of another nuclear facility after he already caused Chernobyl.

I don't give a single fuck what this guy does from now until April/May. I also wouldn't give a fuck if he succeeds beyond that, because NO ONE deserves praise for acting like a blind squirrel that finds a nut randomly. He has been given an incredible squad and huge opportunities for success and fucked up massively, and now that we've bought Griez/FDJ and keep spending hundreds on hundreds of millions he's supposed to be praised if he finally manages to NOT fail? Do you really think anyone else could do worse, given that many chances and that many financial boosts to make your job easier?

He even still manages to be a constant fuckup, setting up FDJ way out of position up at LAM. Not playing Arthur at all. Generally poor tactical instructions and cohesiveness. Our inability to play well at San Mames is 100x more indicative of the shakiness of this team than a heavy flexed beatdown of Betis at home. In fact, how many years has it been that Barca gets praised for SMASHING minnows and being up 10 points in the league by December only to completely capitulate the CL down the line?

Fuck, I wish people where I work would believe in me so unconditionally.

 

[Total-Football]

My last drop of respect for this guy has vanished after what showing clearly that he has a dummy role in the club and no more. The board told him to bench rakitic and he is doing it.. which means Valverde doesnt have any football idea in his mind besides keeping the players (main ones) and the board happy. He only cares about the pay cheque. A respectable manager would either play the players he believe in or resign if the starting eleven gets mailed to him.

 

[Messigician]

My last drop of respect for this guy has vanished after what showing clearly that he has a dummy role in the club and no more. The board told him to bench rakitic and he is doing it.. which means Valverde doesnt have any football idea in his mind besides keeping the players (main ones) and the board happy. He only cares about the pay cheque. A respectable manager would either play the players he believe in or resign if the starting eleven gets mailed to him.

You know it's on the board right? Pep thought he was bigger than the board and wanted to sell players like Pique and Alves. Rightfully he was refused so he went packing. Since then we have gone for managers who aren't considered top managers as they are less likely to kick up a fuss if they don't get their way.

Real Madrid are very similar in this regard.

 

[Theconomist]

Needs to be sacked now and Mourinho brought in. He alone can destroy all the Egos in the room and get them world beating 2 glorious seasons.

Make it happen

 

[EdmondDantes]

Mourinho destroying egos?


All this current version of Mourinho does is pander to his grandpas and shit on young players. That's why he's a pundit now.

 

[Theconomist]

Mourinho destroying egos?


All this current version of Mourinho does is pander to his grandpas and shit on young players. That's why he's a pundit now.

Mourinho Is a tactical genius tho.

 

[Messigician]

Mourinho is finished and plays awful football.

 

[Hardy]

this cretin now has one of the most stacked starting lineup of all time

 

[Theconomist]

this cretin now has one of the most stacked starting lineup of all time

Yet maybe not qualify cl final