Gerard Piqué

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Pepe Silvia

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He was so so solid back there. Performed defensive plays that only he can tbh. Promising that Puyol was actually out of the game... maybe it's now Masch who has pushed him to succeed again.

At any rate :pique:
 
Cataloniakid

Cataloniakid

New member
My entire timeline i have been screaming at Piqué. He's been amazing alright... his best game all season maybe. Hope he keeps it up vs Milan!
 
Raed

Raed

Dr. Raed St. Claire
For all those who want Pique to get rid of Shakira you clearly have never dated an Arabic or a Latin chick, let alone a mix. She will fuckin' ruin him. She will make sure his life is turned upside down. Pique is not a lady killer, he is arm candy and if they break up, drama will ensue at such a ridiculous magnitude that will shater Pique into pieces, Puyol will retire, Xavi will be forever injured, Pep will move to Qatar, Villa will save his soul patch, Rosell will resign to sell drugs in Brasil, Laporta will sober up, Messi will shrink to his normal size, and Barcelona will become just a club.

Keep that bitch next to him because he is learning how to manage it.
 
Barcaman

Barcaman

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Staff member
Raed said:
For all those who want Pique to get rid of Shakira you clearly have never dated an Arabic or a Latin chick, let alone a mix. She will fuckin' ruin him. She will make sure his life is turned upside down. Pique is not a lady killer, he is arm candy and if they break up, drama will ensue at such a ridiculous magnitude that will shater Pique into pieces, Puyol will retire, Xavi will be forever injured, Pep will move to Qatar, Villa will save his soul patch, Rosell will resign to sell drugs in Brasil, Laporta will sober up, Messi will shrink to his normal size, and Barcelona will become just a club.

Keep that bitch next to him because he is learning how to manage it.
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You are overthniking it. But that's ok, you are young and so is Pique.
 
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mitkoa7x

Guest
Raed said:
For all those who want Pique to get rid of Shakira you clearly have never dated an Arabic or a Latin chick, let alone a mix. She will fuckin' ruin him. She will make sure his life is turned upside down. Pique is not a lady killer, he is arm candy and if they break up, drama will ensue at such a ridiculous magnitude that will shater Pique into pieces, Puyol will retire, Xavi will be forever injured, Pep will move to Qatar, Villa will save his soul patch, Rosell will resign to sell drugs in Brasil, Laporta will sober up, Messi will shrink to his normal size, and Barcelona will become just a club.

Keep that bitch next to him because he is learning how to manage it.
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FCBarca

FCBarca

Mike the Knife
Raed prone to absurd stereotyping, the sort of racism that is part & parcel of being a capital club supporter
 
CevinK

CevinK

New member
Raed said:
For all those who want Pique to get rid of Shakira you clearly have never dated an Arabic or a Latin chick, let alone a mix. She will fuckin' ruin him. She will make sure his life is turned upside down. Pique is not a lady killer, he is arm candy and if they break up, drama will ensue at such a ridiculous magnitude that will shater Pique into pieces, Puyol will retire, Xavi will be forever injured, Pep will move to Qatar, Villa will save his soul patch, Rosell will resign to sell drugs in Brasil, Laporta will sober up, Messi will shrink to his normal size, and Barcelona will become just a club.

Keep that bitch next to him because he is learning how to manage it.
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From your own experience? :D
 
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