Sup dawgs.
I was driving in my lambo around the Barcelona streets with my model Victoria Secret friend Adriana Lima.
Was heading to buy some food from Mc'donalds because I'm hungry as fuck after snorting some coke frome Peru while I notice some 159 cm guy having some arguments in the middle of the road at 01:00 o' clock in the morning.
I go closer with my 2020 Lambo Aventador which I bought with half a mil from my friend Gianluca Vacchi last month.
I clean my nose and get outside only to see Jordi Alba yelling at people that he's the best LB in the world and people are too inconsiderate , lol ?
Dawgs I wanted to glass him as soon as I saw him , fucking angry midget thinks anyone takes him serious at his height , LMAO.
I got next to him , took out my Louis Vouitton wallet and looked for some spare change. Luckily I found a 100$ bill and gave it to him . Told him to buy some new pair of underwear since Bayern most probably made him shit his pants all game.
I went back to my Lambo and I actually felt bad for him. Luckily my friend Adriana Lima gave me a blowjob while chilling 90km/hr.
I felt better afterwards.
SMH.